The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Features Description
Proximity Voice Chat Makes it easier to meet new people, make new friends, and overall adds unexpected fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items Large amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates 4 permanent crates and seasonal crates that are temporary, all available through voting
Claims Used to protect players from griefing
Ban From Claims Ability to kick/ban players from your claim
Toggleable PvP Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves 3 graves with a 24h timer as a death punishment
Waystones Allows for teleportation to activated waystones

FAQ

What to expect?

TSG runs in Hard Mode with free gameplay and monetary gain through donations. Constant updates, server events, and community hosted events are a staple on TSG.

Is the server reset?

The Stone Golem server has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I join?

You can join the server using the IP thestonedgolem.live for Java and thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 for Bedrock.

Are all features optional?

Yes, all features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can be toggled off for a fully Vanilla experience.

How can I get Crate keys?

Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.

Is PvP mandatory?

No, PvP can be toggled on or off based on player preference.

What is the Discord and Dynmap link?

You can join the Discord and view the Dynmap for the server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 57 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19

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    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
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    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Runes Activated: 2
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    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
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    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

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    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9706 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

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    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
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    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Ores Mined: 1492
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Enchantments Applied: 287
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

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    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

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    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Infernal Machines Built: 1
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    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Runes Activated: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 434
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72 Animals Bred: 103
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    Updated October 4, 2024

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    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
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    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
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    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 New Chunks Explored: 765103
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
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    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
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    Updated October 4, 2024

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    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
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    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ores Mined: 6179
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
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