The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	193
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	687
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

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NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Votes:	230	Emeralds Found:	2621
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9513	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	7	New Chunks Explored:	572887

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Farms Harvested:	976	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

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SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	878179
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Void Armor Forged:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Villages Defended:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	82	Mines Excavated:	4487
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	60574	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Potions Brewed:	92
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3380	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	5527	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

pokeleague.net