The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mines Excavated:	3041
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	643
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Potions Brewed:	117
Love Letters Sent:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7030	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Emeralds Found:	2333	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Towns Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Void Gems Collected:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Meteorites Collected:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net