The Shitstream Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a designated shitting river! That’s right, you can let loose and relieve yourself in style while your friends watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Items Found:	4707

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	3284
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mines Excavated:	1857	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5542	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8698
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6856
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4086
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

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