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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3311 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!