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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2975 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!