| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5427 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 320 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7273 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1069 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 4298 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3499 |
our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!
join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 145 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 |
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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1246 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 1788 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9413 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 8950 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3684 |
On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.
Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1454 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 166 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5655 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 197 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3401 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.
we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.
our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!
if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6928 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 572 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.
You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.
Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9360 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!
Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7591 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6173 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8513 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).
So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7873 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 157 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.
plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4278 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 136 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2039 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 319 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2299 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 130 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!
