The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Skillz4Blocks

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Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

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so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Train Escape Fun Land

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yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Tipsy Pixel Party

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so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	119
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Magic Items Found:	1708	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	5106
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

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Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HateHypeFoodCraft

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Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyChopsticks

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is your jaw from all the epic builds and crazy adventures. our server is so lit, even chinese stocks are like “woah, that’s a big fall”. we have growth concerns too, like how big our diamond castle is gonna get or how many creepers we can blow up in one go. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this rollercoaster of a server. join now and let’s make minecraft history together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Alzheimer’s Friendly Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. If you join, you’ll be like, meeting new peeps every day, because, like, you’ll forget who they are from that Alzheimer’s you got. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes here, man. You’ll be like, “Who are you again?” and they’ll be like, “I’m your new best friend, bro!” It’s like a party every day, dude. Join now and forget all your problems, literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Animals Bred:	153	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Virus Brush: The Antibiotic Quest

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so, like, u ever thought about how ur toothbrush could be, like, the key to saving humanity? well, on our server, we believe that the next big antibiotic could be a virus living on ur toothbrush! join us and embark on a wild adventure to discover the magical powers of toothbrush viruses. who knows, u might just save the world while building epic structures and battling creepers. come join us, cuz ur toothbrush is more powerful than u think!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild than our builds is our players’ imaginations! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!

But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Farms Harvested:	810	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1