The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Mines Excavated: 2714 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    • Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
    • Focused on a tight-knit community

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7048 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

    mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Animals Bred: 188
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyLove

    CraftyLove
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

    So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TechWishCraft

    TechWishCraft
    Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Gods Slained: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HezBlock Minecraft Server

    HezBlock Minecraft Server
    omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

    RefereeCraft: Banned for Life
    OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Ores Mined: 3224
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

    Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

    Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

    Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

    Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

    So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

    Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server

    HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making life or death decisions is just part of the game! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge, where you’ll have to convince stubborn NPCs to evacuate dangerous areas before disaster strikes.

    Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.

    But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.

    Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • GrinchCraft: AITA?

    GrinchCraft: AITA?
    Are you tired of your mother-in-law dictating your Christmas plans like she’s Santa himself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the holiday drama!

    On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.

    We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?

    So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4429 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NoChance4Hobby – Minecraft SMP

    NoChance4Hobby – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old potato in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you aspiring hobbyists out there!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally pursue that dream hobby of yours, whether it’s underwater basket weaving, llama rodeo riding, or even competitive cow milking! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and show off your unique skills to the world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks. So if you’re looking for a good time and some wacky adventures, come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 New Chunks Explored: 819976
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CreeperCupidGoneWrong

    CreeperCupidGoneWrong
    Have you ever been on a first date where your date turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your base! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine for diamonds together and build a love shack that even Cupid would be jealous of. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can battle zombies and skeletons side by side? So if you’re tired of boring first dates, come join us for a date night in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air…along with the sound of exploding creepers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3784 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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