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Grandparents’ Minecraft SMP Living

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Are you tired of living with your boring grandparents or dreading the day your parents move in with you? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have created a virtual retirement home for all the elderly players out there!

Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.

So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Game Critique Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

> a Year Later Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever find in Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.

Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Politics Minecraft Server

America, Beliefs, blocky, Community, CONSERVATIVE, debate, Democracy, election, Friends, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Opinions, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, society, Trump supporter, Trump2020, Trump2024, Trumpism, Usa, Voting

Are you tired of living in a world where you don’t know any Trump supporters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of them! Join us and experience the thrill of building walls, making deals, and tweeting up a storm in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even get a chance to build a golden tower in honor of your favorite president! So come on, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magic Items Found:	6538	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Custom Characters Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, we have custom characters that will blow your mind! From a giant flying taco to a ninja unicorn, the possibilities are endless!

”’Explore our insane world!”’

Join our Minecraft SMP and explore our insane world filled with floating islands, talking animals, and secret underground lairs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a group of dancing zombies. Will you be brave enough to find it?

”’Join for the epic events!”’

Every week, we host epic events that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races on top of a volcano to PvP battles in a giant maze, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, the winner of each event gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

What is the IP for LDShadowLady Minecraft Server?

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LDShadowLady, also known as Lizzie, is a popular British YouTuber known for her gaming content, primarily focusing on Minecraft. With over 6 million subscribers on her channel, LDShadowLady is known for her quirky and entertaining commentary, as well as her unique and creative approach to gaming. She is also a member of the gaming group The Pixel Pact. Off camera, LDShadowLady is an animal lover and frequently showcases her pets on her social media platforms.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1482	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ⚔️ VANIILA 89MINE ⚔️ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “VANIILA 89MINE” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Star Shards Collected:	298	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, which shall remain nameless for legal reasons, is filled with wacky adventures and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Join us as we embark on quests to find the Mirror of the Wuthering, ride the Refraction Railway Line 4 while wearing fancy masquerade masks, and face off against the mysterious Priest of La Manchaland and his trusty sidekick Gregor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next?

But that’s not all – we have upcoming extractions that will blow your mind, including a hunt for the elusive FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. And let’s not forget about our target extraction missions, where you’ll have to use your wits and E.G.O skills to come out on top.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we’re directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers galore, but also expect a whole lot of fun.

Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for more outrageous updates.

Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our Minecraft server today and become part of the most ridiculous gaming community out there!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Greta’s Revenge Minecraft SMP

BRAINWASHING, conspiracy theories, cyber manipulation, digital deception, Disinformation, extremist groups, Greta Thunberg, Gretas, hate campaigns, internet trolls, jidf, Minecraft, Misinformation, nu/pol, online manipulation, online propaganda, online radicalization, online radicalization tactics, political agendas, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Revenge, smp, social media influence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the craziest conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard! Join us and become part of the epic battle against the JIDF brainwashing, where you’ll have to team up with Greta herself to take down their evil plans. Who knew that saving the world could be so fun and hilarious? So come on, join us and let’s show those brainwashers what we’re made of!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your moody girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with blocks, mobs, and endless adventures that will have you saying “girlfriend who?”

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?

Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft SMP: /omog/ – OMORI General

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unsafe Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building peaceful farms and cozy homes, this server is all about the madness and mayhem.

Join us for a chance to explore exclusive content that will blow your mind, just like the console editions with their mysterious secrets. And don’t forget to celebrate Kel’s birthday on November 11, because who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen on that day!

But that’s not all, we have fangames, projects, and more to keep you entertained for hours on end. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, there’s no shortage of wacky adventures to embark on.

And let’s not forget about the mods that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Try out _omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, omorimodreverie, or omori_daydream for a truly mind-bending experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see where the chaos takes you. Just remember, safety is not guaranteed, but fun is guaranteed!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join our server and become part of a wacky crew of Minecraft pirates led by none other than Luffy himself! That’s right, we’ve got a real-life Luffy running the show and he’s always looking for new crew members to join his adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Hancock is also on the server, but instead of joining Luffy’s crew like a sensible person, she’s off doing her own thing. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans she’s getting up to?

So if you want to be part of a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen, then come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next pirate king of Minecraft!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sneed Net Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because Sneednet is about to drop its first alpha version today! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build better than any human player out there. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Friday night in the server where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join Sneednet now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

I Got Employed Bros Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of adulting.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.

Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?

So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2