The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

animated series, bronies, cartoon, elements of harmony, equestria, fan community, Fandom, friendship, friendship is magic, horse lovers, Kindness, Laughter, long tail tags: my little pony, loyalty, magic powers, magical creatures, mane six, Minecraft, Official, pony, Princesses, smp, Thread, tv show, unicorns

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7865	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Star Shards Collected:	140	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6395	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ores Mined:	8543	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Villages Defended:	9

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Farms Harvested:	531
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	2948	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	164	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Enchantments Applied:	168	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6793
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Alien Abductions:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Pixel Potion Pals

AMA, azithromycin, clinical trial, controversy, Covid-19, Didier Raoult, Elsevier, Ethics Violations, French Society of Pharmacology and Therapeutics, Hydroxychloroquine, International Journal of Antimicrobial Agents, International Society of Antimicrobial Chemotherapy, media coverage, methodological flaws, non-randomized, open-label, PALS, PIXEL, Potion, retracted study, Retraction, scandal, Science Sleuths

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️