The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CreeperCameClose

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging fiery arrows shot by skeleton archers, narrowly escaping the jaws of a creeper explosion, and battling it out with a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a pig!

Our server is so intense that even death itself is afraid to come near us. In fact, we once had a player who got so close to death that the Grim Reaper himself showed up in the game to challenge them to a duel! And guess what? Our player won and now they have a pet skeleton horse named Bones.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block), join us now! Just be prepared to face death in the most epic and hilarious ways possible.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

StickCraft: Beat the Blocks!

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have no sticks to hit you with, only diamonds to shower you with! Forget about getting beaten by evil mobs, on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the high score!

We have crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the only thing exploding is your mind with excitement! And don’t worry about getting griefed, our admins are like superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “Creeper!”

Join now and be part of our wacky community where the only thing getting evacuated is your stress! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on our server, the only thing getting beaten is the Ender Dragon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	119

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Fabled Horizons

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We are a small SMP server making a welcoming community. We’ve got custom enchants, pyromining, pyrofishing, and a custom world for you to explore! We are working on adding more to it as we go. We are a small team at the moment of 2. But looking to expand in the future.Thank you to anyone who decides to join us on this journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Anime DLE

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Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	443
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	All the Mods 9
Location	U.S
Availability	24/7
Duration	~1 week
Age Requirement	21+
Support	LGBT friendly

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

Q: How can I protect my home area?

A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ores Mined:	4442
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Laughing Minecraft Server

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Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crops Grown:	3018	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Love Letters Sent:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dad’sDineTime

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🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8308
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

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Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCompanions

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

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So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixel Pals United

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yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	49

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Gravitas Networks

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Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

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Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.