Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s like watching a time-lapse on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175 Buildings Constructed: 34
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 304116
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Animals Bred: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Zombie Dances: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Crops Grown: 5342

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Ores Mined: 9691 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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