The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	188	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!