The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7869	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Villages Defended:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Farms Harvested:	390

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Farms Harvested:	166
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	239	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	107
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	6767
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	293
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.