The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	8255
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	932062	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8358	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	537179	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Villages Defended:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Ores Mined:	6035	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7818
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.