The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mines Excavated:	4795	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4637	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	New Chunks Explored:	186704
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8689	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mines Excavated:	1947	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Void Gems Collected:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	1833
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8078
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	70
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	58
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.