The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Items Found:	5060	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	221	Mines Excavated:	4507

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4964	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Items Found:	6624	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.