The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2733	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CoreMC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CoreMC – Literally just Vanilla MinecraftTired of server resets deleting your progress? Think most plugins make the game too easy? Want to just… play Minecraft?I started CoreMC (formerly “Cat Land”) about 2 years ago because I wanted a simple, no nonsense Minecraft community where anyone is welcome from highly technical people to elaborate builders to casual players. After a few months of downtime from moving I’m re-launching and re-branding as CoreMC. The server is running the vanilla Minecraft server JAR, which means no plugins and pure vanilla gameplay. In addition, all gamerules are set to their defaults and there are no datapacks or command blocks.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	58	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	82	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	241
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mines Excavated:	2710	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	New Chunks Explored:	290603
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Farms Harvested:	616
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.