The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5841	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6405
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ores Mined:	1271
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Supersoul

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello. Welcome to Supersoul!Join our SMP server! Here we offer tailor-made survival experience to all players.Supersoul is a small community of Minecraft players who dream big. Here we have different original projects that aim to provide a next-level experience to all Minecrafters.JOIN TODAY.Server IP: play.supersoulmc.net Discord: http://discord.gg/G4qkPk7 YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCfOhqAqnJh7zhLT3uaevxqw

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft Murder

Anarchy, Mini Games, PvP

A gamemode of deception and murder based off Garry’s Mod Murder. You are either the Murderer or an Innocent. When the game starts, one player will randomly be chosen as the Murderer. No one knows who the murderer is, or who has a gun. It is up to the innocent to find out!* The Innocent As an innocent, your goal is to find and kill the murderer. If the murderer dies, the innocent win. One lucky innocent spawns with a gun, and the other innocent may collect 10 gun scraps to craft a gun of their own. The gun is the only weapon of the innocent, the only thing that can kill the murderer. It’s a one-hit-kill and will take out anyone standing in the path of its bullets — you have to be careful not to shoot your fellow innocent, however! The gun also has a reload time, so you have to be careful not to miss.* The Murderer As the murderer, your goal is to kill all the bystanders. If you die, the bystanders win. You have a knife that instantly murders anyone you strike with it, a compass that points to the closest bystander, and a teleporter that teleports every player to a random spot in the map. Your most valuable tools are stealth and deception; raw strength is rarely enough!* For more information, visit our website http://minecraft-murder.net/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mines Excavated:	3011
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MC Zone

MC Zone Minigames!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DvZ Server – The LihP Network

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.The PvP game mode DvZ has two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarf team have three shrines to defend from the zombies. When a dwarf dies they join the monster team and play as one of 10+ classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discordHistory: We started the server in 2011 when the official DvZ server was whitelisted at weekends. Our version is a mix of the game as it’s changed over the years

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Void Gems Collected:	33
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Craftworld

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Factions,Prison,Skyblock,FUN!!! Join now best 1.5.2 cracked server on the planet right now! Along with OP prison server IP: craftworldprison.no-ip.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	953029
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8022
Farms Harvested:	494	Crops Grown:	3116
Void Armor Forged:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.