The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragons Tamed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ores Mined:	9640
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	New Chunks Explored:	541513
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	96

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Dimension Hops:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7725	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ores Mined:	9452

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7020	Alien Abductions:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.