The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	New Chunks Explored:	608340
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8361	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ores Mined:	5418	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Crops Grown:	9703	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Nomercymc

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dragon Eggs Found:	8118	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Alien Abductions:	4
Potions Brewed:	134	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	489
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	211
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	556175	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.