The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Star Shards Collected:	114	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	60
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
New Chunks Explored:	909393	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Astral Projections Made:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9441	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	280	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchantments Applied:	298
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Farms Harvested:	931
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
New Chunks Explored:	253363	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Villages Defended:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	New Chunks Explored:	231788
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Towns Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.