The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8980
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Void Armor Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7806	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	New Chunks Explored:	873684
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!