The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7855

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	5743
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5927

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Animals Bred:	86
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ores Mined:	4539
Gods Slained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	440
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Animals Bred:	177	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	8801
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Potions Brewed:	88	Crops Grown:	9842
Dragon Eggs Found:	9412	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.