The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	7012

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Emeralds Found:	6724	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Potions Brewed:	72
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Crops Grown:	7232
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3057
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2226
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Star Shards Collected:	96
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Animals Bred:	141	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.