The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Runes Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7267	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Potions Brewed:	110	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Animals Bred:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	54
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BarcelTowny MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to BarcelTowny Mc. BarcelTowny is a community based server on which towns, survival, and PVE is the basis of the experience. You can join a town, start a town or live in the Wilderness. We have special dungeons, along with a lot of unique structures. We are a very new server and we strive to run a family, peaceful, and fun server. Come and join our community today! This modpack started years ago. Tekkit classic, about 2012. Throughout the years, there have been a few other public servers. This is the first one that has come this far. A lot of thought has come into this. Hopefully, this server stays for the long haul. 1.7.10, is a good Modding version. There are items and mobs that did come later that are in this modpack. This modpack is called Machines and Magic Lite, but it was called Machines and Magic Futuristics first.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Crops Grown:	5444
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SagaMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Join us in the heart of the jungle, where the survival experience meets unparalleled customization and a thriving player-driven economy. Cast your vote and be part of our ever-growing community!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8651
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sanctum Network

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

400 Sci-Fi Mods in 1.20.1 Play as a dragon Build Factories Make your Meka-Suit Become the strongest Mage with your custom abilities

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

WaveyMC Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with many cool features to keep our players having a great time. This includes features such as: Quests, a Level System, Factories, Deliveries, Random Teleport (RTP), Coins and much more!

As a server we aim to provide a welcoming yet exciting experience with our Minecraft game server. At WaveyMC we have taken the time to develop an experience that will truly keep the blockcrafters crafting blocks!

DISCORD: https://discord.waveymc.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ThunderMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

ThunderMC [BoxPvP]

Season 1 is out now!!! Mine your way to better gear Packed with tons of PvP Play Now! Why Not? The IP is: play.thundermc.net We are waiting for you! Good luck and Have fun! Also, make sure to join our discord https://discord.gg/thundermc

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!