The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Crops Grown:	5052	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CLC Network

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Discover CLC Network!

Venture into our Minecraft server with a unique twist: a futuristic city full of mysteries. Explore a vast world and build your legend in the world where the ruins of a city that once floated in the sky are located.

A healthy community, unique protections, intriguing lore, and themed events await you. Join the community, build your legacy and live the unique CLC Network experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Animals Bred:	127	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchantments Applied:	157

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafters Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an immersive SMP journey within our server, featuring custom structures, captivating Terralith terrain, dynamic seasons, and magical wands. Unearth secrets, master potent spells, and craft your own unique survival narrative. Embrace the adventure in your preferred language, be it Dutch or English—our diverse community awaits your arrival. Join us and delve into the enchanting experience of collaborative exploration.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

multiverse

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

minigame server where you can find boxfight survival oneblock skywars and bedwars server is new so we will be happy if you bet on the server

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5736
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foundation Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Foundation Craft is a new survival and economy server with skills, claimable plots, and endless adventure. Players can create settlements, homes, and shops in a safe and peaceful world called The Frontier, or collect resources while exploring the dangerous and uncharted worlds of The Wilderness. Players can make friends, build prosperous civilizations, and compete in a competitive server economy.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FerryCraft

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FerryCraft – your one-stop Minecraft haven for the best of both worlds! Immerse yourself in the perfect blend of Survival Multiplayer (SMP) and heart-pounding Factions gameplay. In the SMP realm, unleash your creativity, claim your land, and collaborate with fellow players to build the ultimate masterpiece. For those craving a competitive edge, dive into our Factions realm, where strategic alliances, raiding, and epic battles for dominance await. FerryCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a vibrant community where SMP and Factions seamlessly coexist, offering an exhilarating Minecraft experience for players of all kinds. Join us at FerryCraft, where your adventure begins!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	4674	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	New Chunks Explored:	404339
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Animals Bred:	13	Emeralds Found:	1264
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.