The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1107
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Emeralds Found:	4073	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	175	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9362	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7576	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.