The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Magic Items Found:	6612	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8460	Mines Excavated:	4885
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Star Shards Collected:	287	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	127	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	91
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	8016
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!