The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4242
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	146
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	183	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	103
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Enchantments Applied:	60
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magic Items Found:	6006	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.