The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4332

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Villages Defended:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9589

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8312	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Towns Built:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Falling into the Void:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	513	Gods Slained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	121	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mines Excavated:	3247	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.