The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	2932	Towns Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	57
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	146	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Crops Grown:	2546	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Towns Built:	3
Emeralds Found:	1361	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	126	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.