The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9965	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	231	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	292
Potions Brewed:	126	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	28
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Animals Bred:	86

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Enchantments Applied:	184
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	2560
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Crops Grown:	7603
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	157	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crops Grown:	3238	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	8052
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!