The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Herobrine.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Earth, Factions, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4428
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Uncensored Library

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, PvE, Vanilla

The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	521
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SkNetwork

Economy, Prison

SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Red&Co

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	New Chunks Explored:	119103
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	9754	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Lost Lands Redux

MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mistylands Friendly Survival Est.2010

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Mistylands Friendly Survival.Mistylands began it’s journey all the way back in Alpha October 2010! We are a down to earth friendly Survival server with a very kind and active community.We offer custom items, quests, player shops, events and much more! So grab your friends and come say hi to our lovely community!Discord – https://discord.gg/68jcMPbjaf Server Ip – mistylands.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NEST DARK

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Dark MiniGames Network – Take off your fun! Operative game modes: – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP We are waiting for you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Freedom Path

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Freebuild/Semi-RP/Survival/Adventure in 1.20.1 – PvP (approval of your opponent) – Dungeon – Quests – Everything is obtainable in game (Free2Play)You have the opportunity to build the projects of your dreams, whether it is a house, a city or even a nation! Give free rein to your imagination! Everything is possible without pressure! We have a world with a generation offering immersive landscapes.Discord server: https://discord.gg/hxpy8sf

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Venture MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Venture MC is a server network made to a place where people can feel at peace and experience a unique way to play. We strive to give players a variety of things to do such as level up their rank using money earned from tasks, or complete quests for incredible rewards. You can make your own shops to trade with people and build a town of your own in hopes of being the featured build of the week! Don’t miss out, join us today at: play.venture-mc.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TheSquadMC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

TheSquadMC is a server network built for the subscribers of 09sharkboy, MooseCraft, and UnspeakableGaming. Offering a wide selection of different gamemodes, ranging from Prison, to Skyblock, to Factions, to even Troll Wars! We guarantee there’ll always be something new to explore! Crafted from the ground up with tremendous attention to detail, optimization, and stability. We guarantee a tremendous playing experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
New Chunks Explored:	565443	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7970	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OtterCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

OtterCraft is a friendly survival server, with non-intrusive plugins to maximize your minecraft experience. Our server became official on 1/29/2017. We are always wanting to hear what our community wants, and have a few features that set us apart from the rest.FEATURES – No Land Claiming, but still Anti-Grief! – Money rewards for mob hunting! – Player focused events, and rewards! – Player ran auction house and economy! – 98%+ Uptime, and consistent updates/optimization.Come join us, and become a part of our community!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CubedCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CubedCraft Network | mc.cubedcraft.comFeatures: – PlayerServers: Create your own free server /create {server name} – TNTWars: Create a cannon to destroy enemy team – Warzone: 2 islands, 2 objectices destroy enemys objective to win! – Kingdoms: Create a kingdom base become kingdom #1Information: server IP: mc.cubedcraft.com Website: https://cubedcraft.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/Faaa7GRHope we see you soon!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2513
Infinity Stones Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Last Blockbender

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding

This server is based on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. We are different from other bending servers in that we are constantly updating to make the world of Minecraft and Avatar blend together to create a unique experience. Come check us out! Bending Ranks: Starting as a rookie bender, you will start with only a couple of abilities. As you use your bending, you will rank up and learn new abilities from an NPC. Bending Levels: The more you use certain abilities, the stronger they get! Most abilities can level up to level 10, and you can see the stats on how your abilities are improving. World Events: Currently, world events include Solar Eclipse, Lunar Eclipse, Sozin’s Comet, Blood Moon, and Harmonic Convergence, all of which affect bending strength for different elements. Custom Items: Custom items include 30+ new food items, 20+ new armor sets, new weapons, and cosmetic items! Custom Mobs: From bending bandits to wild fire ferrets, you’ll find plenty of awesome new creatures to make the world feel more alive. Bosses: Ever wanted to fight a villain from the show? Come fight a Firelord Ozai, Princess Azula, Hama, and others! Element Cities: You may want to take refuge in a city rather than building out in the wild. You can rent, own player shops, learn new abilities, and soon be able to start quests in these cities!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Star Shards Collected:	158
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Atomix Network

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

Join Us and Become a Legend on Atomix!– Infinite Levels | Keep climbing the levels and unlocking rewards – Active Discord | Come join our Community! – The Void | Clear areas of mobs and bosses one by one! – The Temple World | Class-based PvP System with special abilities and PvP Mines – Custom Enchants | Experience creative enchants only on Atomix – Leaderboards | Rank amongst the top players on the server on our Leaderboards – Balanced Economies | Become powerful and wealthy – Committed Team | You can count on us to bring unique, refreshing updates – Interested in hearing more? Ask your questions in the Discord!Come join the fun and Become a Legend on Atomix!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.