The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Items Found:	5451	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	287

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	8093	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3874	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Farms Harvested:	306	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Potions Brewed:	117

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!