The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

Anticipated, Backlash, criticism, Development, Disappointment, Disaster, dogshit, Expectations, Failure, Flop, Game, Gaming, Gonna, hype, letdown, Minecraft, original, original game, Project, Release, reverse bloober, smp, Studio, underwhelming, video game

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
New Chunks Explored:	675876	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7882	Dragon Eggs Found:	1439
Dragon Eggs Found:	4537	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	6498
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Towns Built:	7	Star Shards Collected:	149
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Dragon Eggs Found:	4221	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Enchantments Applied:	149

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5892
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Potions Brewed:	144	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.