The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

VillageNetwork

Parkour, Survival

New Fun Server (survival) Needs Staff and help with a few developing issues with GroupManager. Help Needed!!! New Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InitiaNova

Pixelmon, Survival

Server ip: initianovamc.com

Welcome to InitiaNova! Our server offers a fun and friendly community. We have gyms that you can battle the pokemon you have worked so hard to train in order to win your badge. Collect all 8 badges and battle the Elite Four!

This is a survival server with grief protection so you are free to build a house without the worry of having your building griefed.

The staff is friendly and helpful and we are always watching for good friendly people to join our staff and our gym leaders. Jobs, Quests, Drop Parties, Custom ranks, Shiny starters, mystery crates, marriage, gym leader opportunities and staff opportunities.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Crops Grown:	3771
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

McRaid

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Mcraid is a Hardcore Faction server, there are many features here in McRaid, here are some features, You can mine spawners with silktouch and they will drop, you CANNOT mine diamonds, you have to TNT them, making this more harder to retrieve diamonds, Donators get sponge, which allow them to defend themselves against non donators, since non donators cannot break sponge, we have a global shop (/shopbuy /shopsell), we have a parkour in spawn, you can get good loot from it, you can INSTANTLY break pumpkins and melons, this is very good for farming.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ArcadiaCraft

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CrucialMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skywars

CrucialMC is a high quality server promising to give you entertainment and a great environment to play in! Currently only our OP Prison is open, however with some donations we can grow into a bigger and better server! IP: play.crucialmc.com BuyCraft: store.crucialmc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Villages Defended:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Animals Bred:	139

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

mc.eclat.lv

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Eclat Network

Choose your gametype and join today.

We offer you 5 gametypes, for your own choice. – SKYPVP – SKYBLOCK: – FACTIONS/PVP/SURVIVAL: – EVENTS: – CREATIVE:

Join Eclat Network today, and find what you’ve havent seen before.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2986	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cubestory.de Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

Take a look at Teamspeak and see for yourself! cubestory.de Password: brain cookie

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magic Items Found:	5138	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

World-Civ

Roleplay, Towny

World-Civ is a Contemporary Fantasy server based in the real world of the 1400s. Players can start off in a real nation from the era but then role play out their character’s life as they choose.

Once you have decided to become a citizen on World-Civ, you get to create the character that you’ll role play as, their personality, interests and a brief history of their life.

We have a custom map of the Earth, where you can explore vast lands. You’ll have the opportunity to create nations from the 1400s or join an existing one.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Helix Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Semi OP Factions. Helix Factions Has A Great Economy And Staff Just Ask Any Staff Member For Help Or If No Staff Is On Just Ask Another Player. Helix Factions Was Founded By ForzaPlaysMC

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Star Shards Collected:	226	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Union MC

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

Union MC is a new OP-Prison server where we strive to bring you the best experience possible. The server features 26 A-Z ranks which can be progressed through. You may also prestige, and reset your rank in the prison to get to the next ‘level’. There are 10 prestiges to complete. Gamble your earnings at the casino in hope for a lucky win. All shops are handled through a nice GUI for user friendliness.

Join us at play.unionmc.net Join the community at https://www.unionmc.net Support the server at http://store.unionmc.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BukkitFAQ

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

You MiniGame Server

IP: BukkitFAQ.de

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4779
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Epsilon OP Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Epsilon Prison is a one of a kind prison server founded by Jpriani13. First launched in July, Epsilon Prison features over 50 plugins, a custom built map, and an insane fun gameplay experience! Ranking up from A to Z, having fun with friends and other players, auctions and mob arena are just a tiny part of what Epsilon Prison is about! You will start your journey as a “A” rank, You start at the bottom but you work your way up. The mine inside of A is made out of Stone, and Coal Ore, and the log mine is made out of regular wooden logs, and as you gather the materials and sell them to the shop, you’ll be able to rank up to B rank after $30,000. To rank-up type /rankup. When you rank up the shops and mines become better and better. When you reach D rank you get a plot where you can store your items, make a house, or make a shop to make money. The ranks go from A-Z and once you get to Z you can become FREE rank. At free rank you can have access to the real world to get rare items. When you are Free you can either prestige and go back to A rank or stay free and help your friends get there with you. We hope to see you on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Eden

Creative, PvE, Survival

Now running Minecraft 1.12.2!

New Eden is a new server founded as the continuation of one of the oldest Minecraft communities around. Play survival, creative, and soon many mini and PvP games, in a friendly and protected environment. Our staff are experienced and have many tools that ensure griefing is dealt with effectively and doesn’t become a long term problem. When you first join you start as an Explorer, then after playing and building for 12 hours you are promoted to Builder. Once at Builder you can work your way up to Senior and maybe even Architect. We have put some unique and useful features into New Eden, with many more to come. These include things such a dedicated resource gathering world and a custom In-game perks system.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchantments Applied:	210
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Gods Slained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BandaliCraft Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

Bandalicraft Network, a community created to make your Minecraft game like you’ve never played before! What are you waiting for to join the community? We will wait for you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	7460	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineZone

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our server has been running since the beginning of 2015 and has had its fair share of ups and downs, but the basic concept has remained the same: no things can be bought with real money! All your in-game money is synced across all of our servers, so you have the same balance everywhere. We support Minecraft 1.8 – 1.12

Our servers -> FreeBuild With us you and your friends can build your own city undisturbed in a beautiful place in the landscape. Or simply move into an existing city and expand it. Experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before, our server is only changed by a few plugins, so everything is based on the vanilla style. -> SkyBlock Our SkyBlock is different! Automatic kobblers, unique ore system, and much more. You must have seen that! -> CityBuild Rent a property in our city, build and explore the MineCraft world, take jobs and earn in-game money, experience the meaning of teamwork! -> Creative Build without restrictions in Creative mode with free WorldEdit! Our plots are completely connectable, without an annoying path in the middle. -> KnockbackFFA Grab your stick and try to use tricks to push the other players off the map into the void. You can buy cool and funny additional effects in the shop with in-game money.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.