The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Animals Bred:	138	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Paradox Factions

Economy, Factions, PvP

Paradox Factions is a brand new server with experienced staff. We strive to create the best possible Faction PVP server. We have PVP Tag. Ender Chests are disabled. Kits are used, to ensure loyalty to the server. We are positive you will have an amazing time on this server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

World of Starknight | Economy Modern City | MCMMO Economy SMP | Roleplay | Storymode | Quests

Apocalypse, Citybuild, Economy, MCMMO, Plots, Roleplay, Story, Survival

The World of Starknight celebrates 11 years!

We started our journey in 2012 on Xbox 360 building a grand city on just a single player world! Since then we have expanded with an economy, stories, quests, survival, and much more!

We offer:

🏢 A vast modern city with a story mode, quests, economy, properties for you to buy, sell, rent, 11 years of lore for you to discover and explore and much more!Our city server uses a custom texture pack consider downloading it here: WOSK Builders Pack

⚔️ MCMMO economy survival with gold shovel claiming system. Rank up as you play and earn rewards such as money and crate keys to enhance your play through, but be wary of other players as pvp is a driving factor!

💡 If you’re a creative builder we’re always looking for people to help us on our projects of building cities and expanding our server, but if you’re just a casual builder we also offer plots for you to go wild!

❗️ Build battles and other mini games coming soon! If you have a suggestion for what we should add to the server add a comment below or reach out to us on discord!

🎮 WOSK is a cross platform server!If you wish to join on bedrock simply add the server in the servers tab if you are on PC or Mobile

Or if you are on consoles add starknight2002 as a friend and find the server in the friends joinable tab

IP: wosk.revivehost.netPort: 2285

We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins! If you’re interested in joining the team reach out to us on discord!

And always remember… Who is Starknight?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GlowStoneCity

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to GlowStoneCity. GlowStoneCity is a new server that comes with op factions. PVP and more. Raiding, Greifing and scamming is allowed.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EnderCraftNetwork Events coming soon

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison

In a month we will have lots of staff openings and plz dont hack clients or greifing or ban I mean It so plz come we need players so dont ask for staff and we have factions and survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	3303
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BeastFactions

Factions

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InfinityCraft

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

We are a new faction Pvp Hardcore Server he have 99.99% of glitches/bugs fixed we had a beta and alpha stage of the server during those stages we chose responsible staff members and players to be beta testers if you have any reports of bugs pm me on my minecraft server i am on most of the day it is a 24/7 server hosted by creeper host we hope to see you soon 🙂 we also have droppartys

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	7181
Emeralds Found:	5963	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlueDoves

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Bluedoves is a small, kind and relaxing community with lots of friendly players.

■ Towny Economy! Shops! Warps and homes! ■ Minigames BlockParty! Multiple PVP types! TNTRun! ■ MCMMO ■ Crates!

We utilise the towny plugin with economy and mcmmo to make for a fun, casual experience. we also have dedicated helpers, mods and admin who are always available to assist with any problems you may have. we have an enjin website with an innovative voting reward system and also have donation ranks. We also added a homemade reward system, crates! You can get crates by ranking up, finding them, donating and buying them with vote points.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BroCraft Gaming

Creative, Factions, Mini Games

Welcome to BroCraft Gaming! Here on BroCraft, we offer 4 different gamemodes, tailored to every players’ liking! We feature:

-Factions -Creative -Minigames -Mega-Builds

We have so much more in store on our server, including recurring events (including Minigame Night), so come join us today at brocraftlive.net! ==================================== For more information, visit our social media or our website:

Website: http://brocraftlive.net Twitter: https://bit.ly/BroCraftTwitter Facebook: https://bit.ly/BroCraftFacebook YouTube: https://bit.ly/BroCraftYouTube

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Animals Bred:	169
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Anarchy hard

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us to experience true vanilla gameplay without plugins and staff. Try your hacked client to raid bases, build lava walls and everything you love in anarchy. Destroyed spawn and pillager outpost will make your join not easy)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Chivalry Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

What is Chivalry Craft? Chivalry Craft is a growing community, factions server. We offer many perks and rewards for simply playing online and voting to help our server grow. We offer an experience for players to be in control of their faction and their factions permissions. We offer a clean website for player to join and be part of to hear news, updates, and new releases. We also offer a competition Monthly which is announced through the server, that allow players to receive a free donation rank for themselves or a friend. Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EqDPodF-68

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Farms Harvested:	460

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minesane Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to the Minesane Network! Here we provide a competitive yet fun player vs player (pvp) experience. We also have a nice chill community that is always welcoming more people! Currently we have a Free-For-All arena with a little twist. Join today and have fun! play.minesane.net | na.minesane.net | eu.minesane.net / We support version 1.7.X – 1.8X

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ToeCraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Towny

We are a laid back offline multiverse server with an awesome staff and tons of game modes to pick from. Now with working skins for offline! We have been around since 1.7.2 as a small server, we recently upgraded and overhauled for Spigot 1.8.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Emeralds Found:	3138
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MCAmsterdam

Creative, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Serverip: play.mcamsterdam.net | Website: www.mcamsterdam.net ———————————————————————————————— MCAmsterdam – Home of Amsterdam in Minecraft! Welcome to our new Server Network, we are an international server network. With a professional dutch/english team.

Help us build the city of Amsterdam on scale 1:1, you can start directly! or drive/fly around in vehicles!

Our servers: – Amsterdam – Vehicles/claim system – Creative – Big plots, Worldedit possible – Survival – (Griefprevention/shops/economy) – Skyblock – Parkour (in hub) – GTA (coming soon) – Guns/pvp/quests/vehicles – Gungames (coming soon)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ScriptingLegacy

Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

We are a factions server and or a building / plots server we also try to be as nice as we can we have alot of staff, we are very kind people so please join this server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CivilianCraft

Economy, Factions

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchantments Applied:	271	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.