The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Chill craft

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Extreamly chill and fun server amazing staff and community nearly everyone who joins has fun if they stay

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Animals Bred:	89	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PudgeCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.pudgecraft.com PudgeCraft Survival PudgeCraft KitPvP

Survival focused with hints of PvP combat. Inside of the Survival server you are able to gather resources, form a guild, and head into PvP combat against others and fight for your claim to fame! If combat isn’t your thing, don’t worry! We have a custom economy system and measures to keep your villages safe!

Server: – Online 24/7, around the clock! – Strong DDoS protection. – VERY experienced custom builders and developers. – ALWAYS new updates and maintenance. – ACTIVE staff team for all time zones. – AMAZING survival server community.

Come join our network during it’s rebirth and experience the growth!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Towns Built:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SnakeCraft.us

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

A place to play minecraft with no game altering plugins or overbearing moderators. In fact there are no moderators at all, just go out and play! The only rule is that there is no rules. You do have the ability to throw a protection net over your property which stops people from griefing but PVP is on 24/7, good luck!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	215

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ragnarok

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, Survival

This server is an enhanced survival world where you can do everything you can imagine. We have a player based economy. We have added usable guns in our server, we have a myriad of different types of mini-games, we have tons of build contests of all types including themed builds and art contests. We usually have at least one build contest a month.

The entrance to the server is very unique in that it is a morality test. We want to see what kind of person you are and we have developed a test to determine this. If you fail the test or fail to follow the rules posted during the test you will most likely be banned permanently or if you are lucky jailed for a short time.

We believe in quality over quantity in our player base. We would rather have 30 of the nicest people in Minecraft than have 60 dirtbags.

Come give us a shot you WILL NOT regret it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pias kleiner Baukasten

PvE, Survival

Kleiner Coop-Home Server. – No griefing – Unrestricted building (approximate building area will be distributed!) – PVE Enviroment

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	1050
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Rock Diamond Prison

Factions, Prison, PvP, Survival

An amazingly addicting prison experience like never seen before! Secrets and crude humour makes this an enthusiasts choice!

Wicked little prison server, we have just started up, lots of fun! Come join us and bring your friends, we will convert you to the dark side and you wont look back.

Ranks A-Z, then Freedom! MCMMO! PVP Arena! Woodshed, Petshop, Tree farms and Mobfarms!

Diamonds and Badass Items for voting!

Introduction Video Here: http://imgur.com/LduS0QA

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	187
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cypher

PvP

Welcome to CypherMC! We are a server based around all factions. Do you love Factions well come join!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lapis MC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a new survival no-pvp factions server looking to get a community of 20-40 players, if you enjoy the server please invite your friends.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Epic Faction

Creative, Economy, Survival

Welcome to Epic Faction, We are a community focused minecraft server who runs the server community first. What does that mean? It means one or two people do not call the shots on the server, we ask the entire community for input before any major decisions are made. We are in rapid launch mode and welcome as many suggestions as we can handle.

We currently have an AWESOME survival and creative server.

Thanks for your support!

~samlander34

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	219467
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Global PvP

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

Features: – McMMO – Faction – PVP – Epic Drop Parties – Mob Arena – Custom Crates

Donate or Vote an www.globalpvp.com Global PVP is not whitelist so feel free to join today. IP: play.globalpvp.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5927	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CataclysmPvp

Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

CataclysmPvp is a massive pvp server. Allows players to fight against each other in various ways. The map was custom built to enable the players to have the most fun on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Love Letters Sent:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Banana Brotherhood

PvP, Survival

We are a survival Server! Owner is Bluedude1077. Great community with very excepting people. Join Us Now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CharCraft-Pixelmon 3.3.5

Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

This is a new forge pixelmon 3.3.5 server. First new person to join gets a chance to get a lugia lvl50! Join now and make new friends!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kr-pvp

Factions

We offer:

Factions ,Raiding ,Starter kit ,MobArena ,Great Staff ,PvP Welcome to KR-PvP.com!

The server is easy to come around just read the signs – work your way to the stairs and you’re good to go on your adventure! You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list!

IP: Kr-pvp.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

sephger.de

PvE, Survival

Hey hey you future players! We are an awesome Vanilla Server and in most areas without PvP. The Server is for all the Minecraft lovers who want to play with others. So its obvious that we want you to be civilized! There is a whitelist, for that contact us at Skype: sephger.minecraft – if you stick to the rules you will have a good time with us! 🙂 See you soon 😀

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.