The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ShireCraft

Creative

Hello and Welcome to The ShireCraft thread!

We want to give you an idea of what to expect by picking us as your server to play on, but we do not want to enlighten you with nearly all of the information!

To begin, we are a semi-creative freebuilding server. What this means is, you start in survival, and earn creative upon reaching the specified rank. Freebuilding means, we don’t have those god awful plotme worlds. We love the environment, and believe buildings look better in a natural environment, not shoved in a 40×40 plot, on flat land, right next to a building that doesn’t compliment yours.

To give you a bit more, if you achieve the rank to build in the world freely, if you prove your build is good, and is well-developed, you can get your own /warp and that becomes your OWN region!

We also, want to emphasize that we are a very closely-knit community. We are smaller, and thus, we are a lot more like family than members. We have a grand time talking among one another whilst building until our hearts content.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ElderCraft | Reallife | Mittelalter

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock

Through mining, profession and trade you increase your wealth and work your way up – you decide for yourself in which direction. Sell land in your own city, trade profitably with all kinds of goods or discover your own way to fill your thaler bag. But the first hurdle will be your own property, because you don’t get that for free with us.

Medieval and rural buildings must be built in the DIRECT area of the spawn. In the wider area, i.e. in other cities, the architectural style can be freely chosen. Creativity should not be put at a stop. That’s the point of Minecraft, after all.

However, we offer MUCH more than our real-life server… Variety is very important to us. SkyBlock, CreativeMap, self-programmed game plugins (over 20 games in total) such as a shooter that you play with friends against monsters. TowerDefense 2 was built exclusively for us.

Get to know an interesting community with strict rules implementation and still lots of fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Deathlands

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Deathlands is an extremely hostile server where mobs spawn frequently and good gear isn’t common. Join this server, and fight against players and mobs alike as you ascend in this ultimate revision of Minecraft survival!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	485
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EnderCraftNetwork Open and New

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

We need helpers for now and soon we might get youtubers so join now for awesomeness open is survival and creative

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crops Grown:	7390
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ZetaCraft

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival

We are a server that you need to build and collect supplies to survive. Play with your friends to be the top players on the server, and go to the deepest tunnels mining at night to increase your skills. It may be a big adventure but there is nothing that can get in your way… Until now…. Fight players of all types from the youngest of Artisans, to the highest of the Pharoahs. Nothing can change your adventure because this is your own world…

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Presidential Raids

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

We’re an up and growing factions server! Keeping it simple, not a bunch of plugins to cloud that real feel of minecraft, PvP, raiding all that good stuff. Most of all, cool people to talk, fight, ally with!

I’m not the server owner, I’m just trying to get more people.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	581739
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Yggdrasil – The universe of Lindegaard

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Yggdrasil is a Survival Server with a taste of Nordic Mythology. Yggdrasil is the name of the world tree connecting the 9 worlds. Asgaard (Survival) is the first world. Explorer Asgaard and find the way to Midgaard (Creative), Alfheim (aSkyBlock), Helheim (Nether) or Muspellheim (Plot world).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7363	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Animals Bred:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CocoCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Cococraft, a friendly Minecraft community!

We are a free, dedicated 24/7 non-whitelisted server that accepts anyone under the terms that you follow our rules, and you have registered. Our main goal is to provide a fun and inviting server in which you will be proud to be a member of. Our server is filled with many kind and unique players. If you aren’t already a member of the community, we hope that it will interest you in being an addition to the growing community. In addition to that, we have a team of friendly staff who aim to keep your stay as fun and enjoyable as possible.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Gage and ricky

Creative

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Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	112
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JustSurvival.net – Land Claim Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Fast Dedicated Server. Loaded with RAM Teamspeak3 Friendly! Mature

Make JustSurvival.net your Survival /home!.

Survival, its all we do!

Our Community is Friendly and well managed. We maintain a mature, minecraft focused public chat and active Staff and Moderators to assist should problems arise!

This Server offers a No Grief and No Raiding Survival Multiplayer Minecraft experience. Game Difficulty is set on Default.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DCS

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

Small Norwegian minecraft server, this is not one of the big popular ones with thousands of members who play daily. This is just a small server for you and some friends, where you can meet other small groups of friends. Or maybe you come all alone? Here it is simply about surviving and building a great home. Good grief protection that secures all blocks you set out. So that only you and your friends can touch them. Norwegian-speaking staff. We also include some extra worlds [PVP, creative og minigames] These are not of the same standard as the large servers

English Just a small norwegian server, new signs are normally written in English, but many things is still an will be written in norwegian. Use Google translate *hint hint*

Normally 24/7 but some downtime will happen Closed form 12. feb to 25. feb

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Simple-Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock

This is a small summary of simple-craft.de We offer you a lot of fun, Since you have up to 3 plots of land (150*150) available, you can there let your creativity run wild. We are not yet an old server and are looking for nice new players There is a lot to discover and we are always trying to make the server more interesting Here is a small list of everything we have installed on our server: Various mines, animal farm, mob farm, skyblock, plotme, chess, colormatch, jobs/ranks, clans, admin shop, lockette, freebuild and much more Events will take place regularly Just take a look and see for yourself what it all looks like We look forward to seeing you

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hollyweed Minecraft

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

The best Roleplay Server with proper plugins included for more cool gameplay, you can always give us a suggestion what you want and it will be put into the server 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Empire of Ordin

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Ordin! We offer a regular Towny server experience with a long living, close community of friends! Join us on or discord for some good times! 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Eiserner Orden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

– Stable server – Teamspeak3-Server – own forum – Dedicated team with experienced players between 14 and 30 years old that needs reinforcements – Vip-System

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.