The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Crafty Creeper – Anti Grief/Economy

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The CraftyCreeper was originally known as Stargate-MV. This server is friendly for all ages – and has many features great for new players! We have a simple land protection system and we employ moderation tactics such as swear filters to keep the chat friendly.

We have a KitPVP server alongside our Survival, Minigames and Creative servers which makes PVPing fair. We currently have a wide variety of games on our MiniGames server including SurvivalGames.

Visit us at http://www.craftycreeper.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Resortcraft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay

Resortcraft – Welcome to the family. The Resortcraft Server Network offers a family friendly gameplay experience featuring a broad range of different game modes including Creative/Roleplay, Minigames and ThemeParks. With all of our loving cast members and some help from custom coded plugins, we can proudly say that we offer the SAFEST experience on minecraft. Join today at: hub.resortcraft.net Hub: /join Hub Creative/Roleplay: /join Creative Minigames: /join Arcade (The mini game servers can be accessed from here). Theme Parks and Attractions (such as our unique Dungeons Experience): /join Main (Please note: This server is on 1.7 only). We hope to see you soon!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crops Grown:	5982	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Owl Academy

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Owl Academy is a brand new server (opened on 9th January 2015), with a brand new world called Nocturne. In this world you can use magical powers, easy to make land protection, and an economy and shop system to enjoy Minecraft survival in a wonderful way.

The server is designed to have a friendly community to go with it – this is somewhere you can make friends! There’s no PVP except friendly duels in the arena, and there’s absolutely no griefing!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OrganicNetwork

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome Friends to OrganicPvP,

We are a very friendly server welcoming you to our community! We have great game types,custom plugins,staff member and builds!

If you don’t join our server you will be missing out MASSIVELY Join while you can on Play.organicpvp.net

We look forward to seeing you soon! good luck people

Our servers:

Factions

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SORB Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon

We are a Survival Pixelmon server meaning that you can catch pokemon as well as engage in your usual minecraft survival. We seek to provide what other servers fail to do: a fun pixelmon experience, approachable staff members who will help you when you need and a friendly community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

B-Zone Minecraft Server

PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Hello everybody, Are you in searching of a Survival RPG Minecraft server, SkyBlocks, Mini-Games or Survival Games server with no lag, a serious and mature staff? The solution is B-Zone Minecraft Survival RPG Server! We are the biggest community in Romania! We have a lot of fun and event. We have a large number of plugins installend on the server like MCMOO, Business, Factions, etc. This is a PVP server with a very attractive PVP arena. RPG is introduced by mcMMO, Jobs and Factions, it helps you to interact with other players and make new friends to enjoy the best server together.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Elementum

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

Server IP: elementum.me Elementum is a one of a kind bending server that offers a friendly community, welcoming all to join. There are countless of fun activities to try out here at Elementum

Bending – Kingdoms – Mob Arena – Tournaments – Quests – McMMO – Creative – Slime Fun – SkyWars

Join our website to interact with our community http://www.elementum.me/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Gorillaz Craft

PvE, Survival

We are a server of mature players who enjoy playing survival Minecraft with no PvP and no griefing. We run only few plugins, one of which being Logblock to roll back griefing. Regular players get 3 /sethomes to navigate between builds.

We run 24/7, hosted in the USA. We use BuyCraft for donations, donations will be used to upgrade server specifications.

Head Staff:

Owner: Gorillaz3030 HeadAdmin: rocketpig3

Currently we are not looking for staff.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Void Gems Collected:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Truth

Survival

Get ready for a world like none other. Be prepared for a role-play experience like nothing else. Welcome to Truth. Here the options are truly endless. Join a city, make your own, explore the wild, forge an empire, destroy kingdoms, go from nothing to ruler of the world. Are you ready? Forge your character, live your present, write your future. All you must do is pick up the pen and the world will be yours.

Truth is given to those who deserve nothing less. Are you worthy? Are you prepared for the truth?

Welcome to Truth.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Emeralds Found:	3565
Animals Bred:	66	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Merchants and Marauders

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We are a small, friendly community with a wide range of ages and playstyles. There is open wild land for marauders, purchasable towny land for the merchants, a challenging adventure map and a fun assortment of minigames including pvp arenas, ctf, spleef, anvil, races, sumotori for the casual minecrafter. Our goal is to be a welcoming, family friendly server with clean chat and competitive play. Feel free to drop by and say hello!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BuildByLight

PvE, Survival

BuildByLight is a strictly survival server. We are small and consist of great community with great people. BBL is full of fun and that classic Minecraft experience that is loved so much. I hope you come and check us out!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	2560
Towns Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	7967
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Land Of The Crafters

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Land Of The Crafter’s Minecraft Server. We like to offer players the survival aspect of Minecraft alongside a few enhancements made to improve your gaming. We offer: Towny Pure Survival (No creative involved with gameplay at all) Economy Auctions ChatGames Lottery ChestShop And MANY MORE! More features coming soon!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5879	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Farms Harvested:	187
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SpikyBite

Creative, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Come and have fun with us! We are a network of MC servers that looks forward to assist you with the best aspects and bring you the best quality for all of you!

Characteristics: Factions KitPvP Skywars Skyblock Survival Creative ON Prison and much more! spread now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RServer

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The server itself is on 1.15.2, but you can join from 1.18.1 too!

Discord – https://rserver.co.uk/discord

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ores Mined:	9336	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Craft Monster

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

welcome to the best minecraft server forever! we are still in beta but working hard everyday to upgrade. we have mcmmo, towny, jobs, ma arena, ect. mcmmo is upgraded no nerfs, jobs lvl up slow but have no lvl cap so the more you work the richer you get. you can farm both mcmmo and jobs xp in ma arena without switching worlds. the world is giant so come try it out

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!