The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Argolia

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Join a world built from the ground up to be fun.

When Minecraft servers were first created, they were simple beasts. Running few modifications and often not online 24/7 they were built by people who loved Minecraft and loved playing Minecraft. Fast-forward to 2017 and today most of the largest servers are run by companies, with the primary intention of making money. While this is a reasonable ambition, and the funding and input from these servers has helped evolve the server community, they can often sacrifice the fun of players and community for extra income.

We don’t think that’s right.

Argolia is an attempt at making the world of servers more open, free and fun for everyone to play on. Most importantly Argolia is not monetized. Each school term, we run a real-life (for-profit) event series which helps sustain and keep the server competitive, however we ask nothing from our players. There is no in-game rank system for donors – instead everyone gets treated fairly and equally, and there are no ways to gamble or buy item packs using real money. Instead of spending time working on these parts of the server, we can instead work on what people actually enjoy – the game. Our staff team works with the community to help build a server environment that everyone can enjoy, and that focuses on rich and rewarding player experiences.

If this sounds like a server that you’d like to play on, join now at play.argolia.com.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Farms Harvested:	906

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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Tekkit

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	266	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GangCentral

Economy, Factions, PvP

GangCentral ============== About us! We are a BRAND NEW SERVER for 1.8.8 (At this moment) and have so much to the server ITS INSANE! Here are some of our feautres:- -Custom enchants -Drugs -Guns -Explosive Pvp – Custom Enchanted items – Custom Drug Effects – Intense pvp action from all of the above! ========== Future ================== The future of our server is looking great, We plan to work towards a better economy in terms of an auction and playershop plugin. We also are working to get voting crates and votifier up and running! There is so much to our server and more to be added soon! Come on and join us as we just released! So there will be bugs but a great time 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KamiCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey this is KamiCraft! We are a fairly new Spigot based survival server who started at the end of November 2015. We are a very close knit, chilled, and mature community and we try to get everyone involved in our community builds. So far we have most of the major farms built and are now beginning work on the commercial district at spawn, where we hope to have all members helping out. We also run an events server on the weekends for UHC’s and so on. Fun times! Head over to our forum to check us out and apply to join our server! Server Rules No Griefing No Spamming Do not ask to be OP or to have a rank. We do not have ranks of this server. Respect all players. Do not use Mods or Hacks!! No builds in or near spawn unless approved by Admins. (Spawn is a commercial district) Do not live in or near spawn unless approved by Admins. (Spawn is a commercial district) PVP is not allowed to be conducted unless in PVP Arena or mutual consent.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VenomPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Hello, Welcome to Venom PvP! First of all, I’d like to say we’re a server who cares about our players, if were doing something the players don’t like, we don’t go ahead. We take in all suggestions and a lot of them are considered. Our server also has a wide variety of custom plugins. Here is a few things you’ll find on VenomPvP:

Factions PvP Raiding Custom Boss’s Missions

Our server also contains a lot more cool features, like wonderful staff. When someone is in need of assistance we’re right there to help the player. So hey, why not try us out You won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Runes Activated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Amarda Minigames

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

A fun mini-game server under heavy development and taking staff as a warning this server has just entered beta development and 1.9 so it will be unstable so please report any issues to staff to be put under review and fixed we have mini-games from towny to hardcore so dont feel scared to check them all out

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

McGamerZone

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival Games

McGamerzone is a 24/7 online minecraft community ran with love by D0ublek1ll and xiTzJardix. We love to build, create and share in minecraft. Thats why we found McGamerZone.

Our servers are running on High-End hardware to ensure you get the best quality and connection possible, because of that we are able to handle more than 3000 players at once. We are running some of our own minigames, like The Bridge, Survival Games, PartyGames, SkyWars and much more (to come)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Claytonia Semi-Vanilla

MCMMO, Survival

A small friendly community of Minecraft players come together to enjoy some survival Minecraft.

New content is being added such as raid bosses and dungeons.

We are currently running Minecraft 1.9 with McMMO!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Official PrisonTech Prison Server

Hardcore, Prison, PvE, PvP

Currently back into development work, but are working to rerelease ASAP!

The legendary PrisonTech! Made famous by TechGe3ks LLC. Is now officially owned and operated by Nexolite. This server has been around for 11 years now. PrisonTech brought Minecraft Prison Servers to the spotlight with its unique look and professional feel. But they can never reach the level the official PrisonTech server is on. The server has been completely redesigned from the ground up and aims to take the Prison gamemode somewhere it has never been. The old server had youtubers such as SSundee, Deadlox, FireRockerStudios, NoahCraftFTW, TheCampingRusher and LogDOTZip all play! The server is currently in the grounds of reworking more features to add more unique ways to rank up. PrisonTech has always been the pinnacle of what a Prison Server should be, look like and feel like and we aim to take the crown back as the top prison server. We ask that you give us a try and leave your feedback within our discord so we can continue growing this forgotten classic game mode.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	109239	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

whengamersfail

Creative

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	269	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BattleMade

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Compete for the 2000 Factions Top reward. Build, create and destroy the apposing competition with the most optimal and CUSTOM gameplay experience.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/ZsSyZqY STORE: http://store.battlemade.com FORUMS: http://www.battlemade.com

Recommended version: 1.8.8 Supported versions: 1.7.10 – Latest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

xFunserver

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

Welcome to xFun, Sweden’s best and most lawless prison server! With our active and talented staff, you don’t have to do anything else but play! We keep an eye on your security, which leads to a safe feeling inside the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	110	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6677
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RevolutionCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to RevolutionCraft!

What sets us apart? A community that is important to us and whose questions we take time to answer. Everyone is treated equally regardless of whether they are a team member, VIP or player! True to the motto, together we can achieve something. A little revolution every day. The community awaits you!

Best regards The server team

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WitherRealm

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Server Currently In Beta / We Have Kitpvp at the moment and soon will be adding more gamemodes/mingames/Were currently looking for staff members Join the server and apply Now!! In Need Of Builders/Admins/Mods/Helpers/Dev’s JOIN NOW IP: 88.150.171.81

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3213

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

cmcraft

Economy, Survival

Want to have a paid rank on the server, but have no money to pay for one?

Well now, We have resolved that issue for you!!! On CMCRAFT players will have a chance to get extra perks and special kits using in-game money!!

Skin contests – Can you design a better skin than everyone else? Building Competitions – Compete in a build-battle against CMCraft’s best builders! Referral Perks – Get a member to vouch for you and get a special 1-use kit! Pixel Art Competitions – Can you defeat the masters of pixel art? Maze Races – These are no ordinary labyrinths! PvP Competitions – Can you crush them all? Redstone Coding Fests – So much more!!!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Potions Brewed:	190
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!