The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NLGameserver

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Parkour, Prison

nocturnal monsters, but as the game grew players worked together to create wonderful, imaginative things. It can also be about adventuring with friends or watching the sun rise over a blocky ocean. It’s pretty. Brave players battle terrible things in The Nether, which is more scary than pretty. You can also visit a land of mushrooms if it sounds more like your cup of tea. You can buy Minecraft for PC/Mac here, Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition and Minecraft: Xbox One Edition on the XBLA Marketplace, and Minecraft: Windows 10 Edition Beta on the Microsoft Store, and Minecraft: Playstation 3 Edition, Minecraft: Playstation 4 Edition, and Minecraft: Playstation Vita Edition on the Playstation Network. Minecraft: Pocket Edition is available for iOS, Android, Windows Phone, and Amazon Kindle Fire. So far 22,793,440 people bought the PC/Mac version of the game. Phew.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Destruction and Despair

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Tekkit

Are you looking for a fun pvp factions server with guns, machines, and a futuristic theme? Well if you are, you’re in luck! If you arent, then you should still take a look at our pack! Our discord channel is: https://discord.gg/0oYz6fyYXsUOFGa0 and you can download our custom modpack here: http://technicpack.net/modpack/raiding-and-glee.804495. When you log into our server, you will spawn in a giant dome, and will be guided to the randomtpsigns in which you can go far from spawn. You will be provided with a helicopter, some food, a gun, and a few tools, but after that, you’re on your own. Lifes tough, you can get raided, you can get killed, you can get scammed, robbed and all of the above.

More information:

We have thermal expansions, mekanism, big reactors, flans, aquaculture and around 50 mods total.

The modpack is 1.7.10, and the server will automatically be in the list when you download it.

The server has many plugins, such as factions, customenchantments, permissions ex, and including some custom plugins (we have more but these are some of the main ones)

The server has 60 Slots, is professionally hosted by Bisecthosting.com and is online 24/7.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DankCraft

Factions, Raiding, Roleplay

This is the new drug nation, tried to get it back to the original one as possible. I need 100 characters so WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Zuligen

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Looking for a fun server with awesome plugins? Crave a friendly and light hearted environment? Look no further, than Zuligen. We have an extremely experienced staff team and many awesome plugins to make your gaming experience full of fun!!

So we have plenty of ways to rank up and many useful perks ^-^ We are also a grief free server and take the safety of your builds as our highest priority.

Feel free to visit our site for more information on the server!! http://play.zuligen.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	244
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dragons Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Doggishsurvival

Creative, KitPvP

Come join for some mini games such as Spleef, 1V1, Tnt run We really need more staff!! we have many things in our server plz don’t grief… plz subcribe to AirGames 34 and Doggishtuinc on youtube!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Wrath Of The Chickens

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Wrath Of The Chickens (WOTC) is a ‘Gray-List’ Vanilla SMP server. We have been online since Minecraft Beta 1.2, which means, we have been around for quite a number of years now, offering some great and reliable uptime. The physical location for our server is in North America. We have a small and friendly community and offer Forums as well as Voice Chat for our players.

WOTC also features some Adventure Mode elements giving our map some unique areas to explore. A Mob Arena and PvP Arena are availabe, too. During Holiday seasons, we run special limited time Event Maps. The world we play on is Level 3 Difficulty. Feel free to come check us out @ http://www.mcwotc.net and play today, or ask any questions you have.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Rushy

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

First StarWars // Galactic Minecraft Server

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RUSH SKYWARS TOWERS PVPBOX

UNIQUE GAMES RANKS (VIP, EAT)

Teamspeak, Twitter

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Argon Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Skyblock 1.9 server in Spanish and 24/7. We have a PvP arena to launch 1.9. The server is from Skyblock and nothing else. We also have Economy and challenges to enjoy the skyblock to the fullest.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	57	Magic Items Found:	2550

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Spero

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Spero, a unique server with a custom map, custom city management system exclusive to us, regular roleplaying community, player-driven economy, armies and movecraft. We’re built on years of experience of playing minecraft, and roleplaying. The custom map is a detailed land of epic proportions, and is unmarked, save for the cities the players build. We’re just starting up as March 2016, and so now is an ample time to join and establish yourself as a leader in this community. Found a settlement, command an NPC army, be a knight, merchant, warrior, mercenary of any race and be a lore contributor! Be rich, be poor, captain your own airship or ship, join Spero today! For more details, see our forum.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchantments Applied:	89	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blockrim Realms

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

This whitelisted fantasy survival server has been running since the 1.2.x days and has never been reset except for a few chunks, it is still running the same map now as it did back then.

Note! Fantasy does not mean medieval style alone so if you can imagine it you can probably build it, does not include modern or scifi however.

If you like having your builds online for a long time instead of getting removed every other month then this might be the server for you.

Just cause the map is old does not mean it’s huge, there’s tons of unexplored regions. Look for yourself: http://digital-legacy.sytes.net/mc/map

The server is connected to IRC a chat network so even if the server looks empty there might be people on IRC that you can talk with and maybe even some that can come help you out on the server.

To make a whitelist application go to the forum: http://digital-legacy.sytes.net/mc/forum

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkyblockZone

Economy, Skyblock, Vanilla

SkyblockZone is your place for sky block. We strive to innovate and change the game of every server we make, so that the experience is always new.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Towns Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Tale of Banners

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Tale of Banners is a new Minecraft medieval/fantasy roleplay server. That means that this server follows a deep and expanding storyline, or Lore that is guided and changed by player’s decisions on the server every day. Inspired by our player base our aim is to make a unique, fun, friendly, and interesting environment where players of all ages can work together in immersive roleplay. And with our innovative and expansive custom plugins, realistic builds, and experienced Staff team we know that we can make a thriving community for everyone to enjoy. So please, join us today for a roleplay experience you will never forget.

MESSY MEDIEVAL BUILDING STYLE

Our server has a unique and amazing building style the likes of which has never been seen before. Each structure on our server is hand build with realistic intentions making every individual House, Tavern, and Castle a work of art.

ADVENTURE CAVES & TREASURE CHEST

Across our server there are scores of awesome Adventure Caves and Dungeons that just waiting to be found by any wandering explorer. Each of these dungeons contain hidden treasures provided by our Custom Chest System that allows you gain different and varying rewards over time. These systems combined can make any stroll on our server into an adventure!

PROFESSIONS

Here on Tale of Banners, we have an advanced professions system that gives you perks and abilities for any profession you chose. Including, but not limited to Farmer, Blacksmith, Miner, Woodworker, Doctor, and more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Mudkip Mania

Factions, Mini Games, Survival

Welcome to Mudkip Mania! We are a server with custom and classic games. We are not yet public, but will be soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

braedoncraft

Factions

braedoncraft is an online Minecraft community with very entertaining game modes. We try our best to bring the most enjoyable expierience to our players by providing continuous updates, features, and improvements.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	71	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Direwolf20 1/7/10

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Updated direwolf20 1.7.10 pack no plugins, no bans, just play cX. There is close to no rules other then don’t be a dick.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.