The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9645	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Primecraft Island Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

100 Fully Functioning Plugins – over 100 Plugins. Our entire world is custom generated with lots of amazing places to explore. If you’re into a quality Minecraft experience with none of the annoyances Log in and have the time of your life. Make sure to get your equipment at spawn before heading out to sea.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DoomPvP

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Hello This is my survival server with great staff I will be setting up buycraft and kitpvp as well this server is 24/7 this server needs players it has 2staff spots open and I will try make this server as fun and amazing as possible 😀 So please join we do not have abusive staff! 😀 -Az

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AverageCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

AverageCraft is one of my first servers ever!

Friendly community run by mature owners

We have Mini-Games! Great plugins! come check it out

Lizzy Survival is not the name of the server yet we are still thinking about a server name!

Please come by and tell us what you think and I hope you in joy yourself!

Check out our website!

http://averagecraftnetwork.enjin.com/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MatrixAids

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mc.Freakz.Ro

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

MC.FREAKZ.RO – Freakz Minecraft DNS/IP: mc.freakz.ro / 193.84.64.30:25565

> > > Join us now! < < > Awesome HUB; Gadgets; Paintball; Sumo; KitPVP; Extreme Parkour; Creative plots; Survival plots; Economy; Shops; Player Shops; Stats; PVP; Events; Protections; Jobs; Friendly Staff; Awesome Community; Much more!

What we do recommends us!

FORUM: WWW.MC.FREAKZ.RO Facebook: www.facebook.com/FreakzMC

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	618360	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CSWPC

Factions, PvP

A unique factions server based on the players! We only make and add what players want. Come and join! We will be giving away free stuff all of the time! Come and join 😀 Start you faction experience today.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9678

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SpaceBugSMP

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

***NEW MAP*** We’ve just reset our main map, so join now while everything is brand new and fresh!

Spacebug SMP is a survival multiplayer server where you can enjoy a ‘close-to-vanilla’ experience while being able to protect your creations, play mini-games, participate in the server economy, collaborate with others, and more!

When you first log-on you will spawn in the overword with some basic starter gear and temporary newbie protection from PVP. From the main spawn area you can access the random teleport to somewhere in the overworld, use warps to get to towns, and buy items from the server.

We’ve also opened a SkyBlock world to play on. While our primary focus is still Survival, if you get bored with that you can now easily switch to a SkyBlock server to keep your minecraft play exciting!

We have an active group of dedicated players from a wide-rage of different ages and nations. We pride ourselves on maintaining a family-friendly environment and do expect that new players enrich this aspect of our online community. If this sounds like the server for you, we look forward to seeing you.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JynxCraft (Pixelmon)

Pixelmon

We are a small community and always welcoming players we are planning a lot of cool features in the future and have a lot of cool features now, we are always open to suggestions on how to make the server better and they are always taken into consideration no matter what it is! We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2621
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BigBlocks

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival

BigBlocks is about surviving in a hostile environment. This is what Minecraft really used to be.

BigBlocks is currently looking for new players and staff! If you’re interested in staff, please make sure that you fulfill all of the requirements.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Swift Craft

PvE, Survival

– Custom Ranks – Crate System – PvE – Protect your land, anti-grief – Custom Enchants (soon) – Active staff (always looking for someone to help us!)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

iCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

iCraft is a network that consists of multiple classic and unique gamemodes like Skyblock and Pokecraft GO. All of these gamemodes have custom features that you won’t be able to find on any other generic gamemode server.

Our gamemodes: • Skyblock • Prison What are you waiting for? Join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BallistaCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison

Welcome everyone!

To BallistaCraft’s Prison server information! Here on BallistaCraft we aim to provide the best experience for everyone! We love to help out and give people advice and to get them to enjoy the server if they haven’t already! If you ever need help just say and we will always be there, we also have a lot of active staff members so any issue can be resolved easily! We love to make our community the best we can and give people the best experience they could possibly get!

Welcome to our server and we hope you enjoy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	5773	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vanilla Legacy

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Vanilla

Vanilla Legacy is currently a 1.9 Kit PvP server. Here you can prepare and train for the new combat changes in the new update! Kits are often balanced to make sure everyone has a fair chance to win.

Basic Tips: Dont spam click, try to use a shield, and dont fall in lava.

Basic Rules: Dont spam or advertise, dont hack, and try not to be rude.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Villages Defended:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cavecraft Dansk DK

Creative, Factions, KitPvP

a simple faction server that just works with good support and staff at severn you can experience, among other things, creative kitpvp and faction the server doesn’t have the prettiest spawn, so we sleep someone who can help build. come in and experience a good simple server with good community.staff. and now remember to have fun you can check out our website here http://cavecraftstoredk.buycraft.net/ here you can buy everything from tnt to unban

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Redemption

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Redemption is a Survival mode based server that makes playing minecraft a lot more fun and runs random events throughout the day! We also feature a plot claiming Creative World for our more creative and talented builders on the server. So if Survival, being creative, competitive, and enjoy being apart of a healthy community where exploits are not permitted, then this is the place for you!

Server main features: Survival Claiming MCMMO Player Ran Economy PVP Silk Touch Spawners Server Vote Rewards No pay to win Games Jobs Active and Friendly Staff Custom Plugins

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Towns Built:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!