The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Levs Craft

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skywars, Survival

A good server on version 1.7.2. We have PvP, weddings, shop, work, trampolines, sky wars, auto mine, effects, parkour, portals, donat and much more … Admins are adequate. Dupe unfortunately not. Come and call your friends! It will be fun! Good game!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Club Des Bastards

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Today we are looking to relaunch our Minecraft server Club Des batards, a large server with more than 1000 registered users which unfortunately is gradually falling due to the lack of presence of the admins in recent times, but they have returned and we are expecting a maximum of person so that people would want to come.

ID:minecraft.bastards.club

Official site: forum.clubdesbatards.fr

Different types: Pve; Factions; mini-games (many); FreeBuild; Shops; special maps (horror, adventures); hardcore

Multi-monde: Freebuild; Survival; Hardcore.

Thank you to those who want to come, remember to register on the official website before coming, this gives you “official” rights before even coming ^^.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Wafflecraft

smp

WaffleCraft is a close knit community SMP server that’s just starting out and eager to expand with more players! Explore the realm, make new friends, open custom crates only on WaffleCraft or do some intense PvP and much more it’s all on WaffleCraft. Join now to experience a new take on Minecraft with a friendly community that will welcome you happily!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ExistanceNetwork

Factions, MCMMO

We are a new network launching with our first and primary gamemode as factions! I am excited to see new players join and expand with us! Thank you to those who will join and support us as we make our journey through minecraft! We have features that include Koths, and envoys to keep the time going, and rank giveaways are planned at a milestone. Vote top rewards will also be given at the end of every month. Thanks for reading hope to see you on!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crops Grown:	4435	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Player Realms

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

Create your own server on Player Realms today!

Customize it with tons of different plugins! Create anything from your own prison server to factions or maybe a minigame!

There is no limit on plugins.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Balkanrift smp

PvP Survival, smp

Server IP: 188.40.58.185

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineGlade

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

MineGlade is a small network based around the game “The Glade”, a mixed Survival Multiplayer with a yearly in- (and out-) game ARG.Play on The Glade, play some minigames (completely custom), or wait around for the SkyBlock server to deploy. Have fun!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Laid Back Survival

Economy, Survival, Towny

Laid-Back Survival is a server I created to offer one thing: Pure survival with a few handy commands and plugins to make your experience more delightful. On this server, the game play styles we offer consists of normal survival with grief prevention, and peaceful survival with decreased hunger depletion, along with grief prevention implemented. Not only do we offer different game play paradigms, but we also offer multiple plugins to make your survival experience more intuitive and enjoyable. A few of the plugins we offer consist of Private Chat Rooms, which allows you to create a private chat room that enables you to invite users of your desire to chat in private with. Along with Private Chat Rooms, we offer Playtime. This plugin allows you to check how much time you’ve spent on our server ranging from daily time, to total time! Along with this stat-tracking, we also have Stats, which allows you to view various statistics that have been collected from your game play overtime.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Farms Harvested:	382
Star Shards Collected:	237	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Burken

Events, Grief Prevention, MCMMO, No Grief, No pvp, Paper, PvP, Quests, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LuckNetwork

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Japanese Minecraft Server IP: lucknetowork.jp MinecraftClient Version: 1.8.x – 1.12.x Survival, ArenaPvP, SG, Event with many more coming soon.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kongepvp

KitPvP

Vote for my server! Show you love playing on our server! We hope you will vote for the server so we can get more players on it! – Regards, Staff and Owner Rasmus_H_J

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mystic network

Balanced Economy, Bungeecord, Custom Enchants, Duels, free to play, Friendly staff, Medieval, Op factions, Player Ranks, Skyblock

I hope you are ready to head back to ye oldie days with Mystic Network!

Mystic Network is a completely free to play network, but we are working on a new sky-block server to add to the network. We are currently looking for alpha testers to help improve and test our sky block server. I hope you are ready to head into the olden days with a medieval-styled adventure, this includes building bases, unique custom ranks and much much more.

We host a variety of events on MysticNetwork including monthly drop parties, and discord giveaways, and we working on adding PVP tournaments and even more in the near future.

What are you waiting for? Join MysticNetwork today, and discover it for yourself!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Potions Brewed:	151	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

vFire Reallife/Survival

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

vFire.de – Der Minecraft Reallife/Survival Server

We are a real-life/survival server with freely selectable building locations in a natural environment. An economic system, jobs, quests and much more complement the original Minecraft experience. Become part of the community!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Alphaprison

AutoRank, Custom Enchants, Free Fly, op prison, Opprison, Tokens

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years !Here you will find some of our feature:– Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland– Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing !– Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere.– Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.

Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features.Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.

I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me outWe’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GGcraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

– Skywars (unique maps). 1.8.x – 1.11.x – Eggwars 2.0 (Vote by type of Villager, Weather, time, hearts, new kits and more). 1.8.x – 1.11.x – Survivals (custom) with all new versions 1.11.2, unique seeds, giant maps. – Pvp Kit (New, with more than 30 kits, auto ranking, level up, special powers, auto soup and more!. 1.8.x – 1.11.x – SpeedBuilder – Build Battle – OP Prison (auto rank, unique ranks, unique kits, pvp, silk rental, mysterious chests and more) – Server anti cheats, 0 lag and with original and unique things that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”