The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NEETCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Raiding, Towny

Our rules are simple. You can read them here: https://neetcraft.enjin.com/forum/m/44246513/viewthread/30100241-server-rules/post/129652996#p129652996

Note: ASKING TO APPLY FOR STAFF WILL GET YOU INSTA-BANNED.

NEETCraft is built around one pillar: we want players actions to matter. We want each player to be able to build, destroy, make money, and shape the surface of our server. We want players to form nations, build great towns, and then wage war among each other for wealth and power.

However, we think that war should not be limited to killing each other. War should be multi-spectrum. The war we hope to promote on our server should take place on economical fronts, on propaganda fronts, and even on the front of building. We hope to have players organize into large towns, instead of being lone wolves and building obsidian vaults, however we are allowing both completely.

So give us a try and remember, only the NEET survive!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Alonefield

Bed wars, Survival

Welcome to Alonefield. Aiming at creating an atmosphere and environment of brotherhood and fair gameplay, we wish you a happy journey on the minecraft world.

Vote for our server and help us reach the top! But no Nobel cause should go un-rewarded…. so when you vote, you get a token and help us get 1 step closer to a vote party!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

I-Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

1.8 – 1.13 (Native 1.8.9)

Lead a powerful Faction with all of the customizations imaginable, build a vast and intricate base to protect your items from persistent raiders. Raid massive enemy Factions and reduce their empires to rubble. Dominate the other Factions fighting for the glory of having the largest and most valuable empire.

Welcome to I-Factions, a component of the I-Network. With the best of Minecraft Factions, 1.7 raiding mechanics, enhanced PvP, a balanced economy, McMMO, custom and many more plugins which culminate into a grand player experience.

Features: mcMMO, TntFill & TntCraft, Sell-Sticks, GenBuckets, Envoys, 1.7 cannons, Enhanced PvP mechanics

Discord: Join our Discord for the latest updates to the network, communicating with other players, and entering future giveaways! Join here: http://discord.gg/TgeTc9R

IP: i-factions.com

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MemeCraft | Op Factions

Factions

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Precious earth

Pve Survival, Semi Vanilla

Welcome to Precious Earth. We are a community of friends that love building an interactive and safe world. That you can build in to your hearts content. We have various bonuses to our world. The following are 2 main ones. A Resource World – an ever resetting separate world for you to collect supplies without damaging the main world. Ranks – players gain ranks which will increase as you complete quests. Each rank gives better bonuses. Like more set homes. There’s also some fun plugins, like land claiming, tree felling and more that you’ll find as you play. Hope you have fun and join us on our new adventure into the world of blocks.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Tkon

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

<---------------------------"A True SMP Server Experience”-------------------------> <-------------The true Hermitcraft experienced with no whitelist!---------> >> Dedicated and Growing community >> Regular PvE & PvP Events >> Quests >> 24/7 Uptime >> Player voted decisions >> Support for streamers & content creators >> Trial member system allows you to get right into the action! >> Over Four Years of server host experience >> No Hacks | No Pay2Win | Anti-Grief | Roll Backs | Ranks | Shops ———————————————Join Today!——————————————– <----------------------------------https://discord.gg/A5yPjGK------------------------->

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Idiotcraft

Economy, Factions

This server is a new Factions sever. We just opened the server but we have a Website rank system and crates. The Faction world is 7500 blocks radius and a 1000 block radius warzone. Because we are a new server we still need staff. thats why you can always apply at the server or in our websites forum. Hope we will see some serious faction players. https://idiotcrafters.enjin.com

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Warpmc network

bedrock, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Elitemobs, java, MCMMO, Skyblock, Slimefun, Survival

Welcome to the WarpMC Network. With virtually 100% Uptime, Propriety Plugins, and Countless Features to keep you engaged, we’re excited and positive you’ll find the right thing for you. And if you don’t? Ask us! We are constantly updating and adding new features, most of which are player suggested! Are you ready for a completely Free-2-Play experience like never seen before? We’ll we can’t wait to see you in-game, and of course we have some gifts waiting for you 🙂

Java Server IP: play.WarpMC.com

Bedrock IP/Port: play.WarpMC.com : 19132

Official Website: https://warpmc.com/

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/xGGjevPbTp

➣ Java / Bedrock Support

➣ Competitive Skyblock Seasons

➣ Dungeons and Bosses

➣ Online 100% of the time

➣ Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

➣ Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System!

➣ Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule

➣ Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer

➣ Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you

➣ Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community!

➣ AI based Features

➣ Properity Store Item System

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

steyncraft

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

SURVIVAL SKYBLOCK Friendly Family server Current Version: 1.15.2 Please join for the fun of Minecraft and meet our community where young and old are welcome to build with a friendly feeling for the love of Minecraft

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blokstad

bedrock, Fake Minetopia, java, Minetopia

BlokstadWelcome to Blokstad. We are an active & unique minetopia with a variety of players and professions

Discover who you want to be in block city!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ASDCraft

Mini Games, Skyblock, Vanilla

An excellent place to enjoy minecraft for those that are looking a friendly and refined place to enjoy. – BEDWARS! – SKYBLOCK! – KITS! – CRATES! – UNIQUE MAPS! – FRIENDLY COMMUNITY!

https://discord.gg/jNMMbCp

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BrokenDimension

Factions, Raiding

Hey Everyone! Let me introduce myself. My name is Legit Risk. I’m a graphics designer and a server owner. I’ve been solo developing this entire server from ground up over the course of three or so years. It just seems every time I make a breakthrough it seems like there’s so much more to be done. The server type is Factions. We have bosses, crates, custom items and trades and a sort of token in game. You can buy ranks with in-game money earned over time. The rules are as follows. -1. No disrespecting staff or peers -2.No hacking -3.No X-Ray -4.No bypassing bans -5.No red stone spam -6.No chat spam -7.No discord mic spam -8.No asking for ranks or items(staff included) -9.Keep swearing to a minimum.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Complex

Bed wars, Bungeecord, Earth, Economy, Friendly staff, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towny

McEarth (New)SurvivalBedwarsSkypvpEvent servers like Hide & Seek, Kit-pvp, TNT-run and parkour

SERVER IP: complexmc.org VERSION: 1.8. – 1.19

Cracked and premium players can play

—————————[register/login help]———————When you join or server for the first time you will need to register with /register (password) (password) after registration you can continue to choose what server you want to join.To leave a specific server and join the hub server do /hub. When you want to join next time do /login (password) and you will be in! If you forget the password or you want to reset the password contact staff on discord.Visit our shop! https://store.complexmc.org/

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Lexington Whitelisted Server

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello all! My server which is a whitelisted server (aka Lexington) with a main town is accepting applications to join! It’s a Vanilla townish server! Everyone can get land plots in town for home & commercial use. The town is currently under construction. Everyone can own a shop & I’d like to grow the main town. Also every player can have a shop or service (If they choose.) I welcome Streamers and YouTubers. If you read this please put: “Hey Trey” at the end of your app. If you are looking for a white listed server to be a part of please apply, however this does not automatically mean it is a place for your subs or followers. If you join us and there is a larger quantity of applications following your acceptance applications will be closed. I am looking for serious players who want to be a part of a community.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Vlamatif Server

Survival, Vanilla

We are a close group of friends, who are looking for a larger community of players to join us. We currently have had this world up for only about 6 months, it is all completely vanilla. We do run some plugins to assist in backing up the world (in case of any grief), as well we run Dynmap on the server so players can have an easier time with navigating.

We are currently looking for mature players who know the game, who have some sense of how to build nice looking structures or bases as well that are able to have respect for others players to not steal, grief, etc. We also are hoping to find others who aren’t going to be overly offended when joining the server, as some players can slip a racial slur from time to time. We do have an application that is required to be filled out if you would like to join, and then will be brought to a vote of the 3 owners for a vote of approval to join. As well, if accepted into our community a world tour will be given to new players.

Link to application – https://goo.gl/35jjbV

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.