The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Caldera

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Caldera is a fun, active, and established towny server with two years of engaging and welcoming community. Players of all interests work together in a vast world of towns and nations, mastering ranks, attending events, and interacting with our 50+ plugins.

IP:mc.calderaminecraft.com

On Caldera, players will choose to join one of nine unique guilds, each offering 7 different ranks on the path from Novice to Legend. There is a guild for just about every Minecraft skill imaginable, and some based on our custom content, so players of all kinds will find something to spark their interest and enjoy hour after hour of engaging gameplay and friendly competition. We are a play-to-win server, offer balanced McMMO and a strong player economy to provide an even playing field for all players.

We are SO MUCH MORE than just another content-based server–we are a community of friends, and are made stronger by our players. We enjoy running a variety of fun events, from PVE with custom mobs, to build tournaments, PVP challenges, treasure hunts, parkour, painting and brewery events, and much more.

Our community is led by an experienced team of friendly staff members, who are there to support you throughout your journey. We run on a dedicated server with over 64GB of ram, and constantly work to emliminate technical issues and tweak performance to ensure top-quality playing experience.

Want to see for yourself what makes us great? Join us today! IP:mc.calderaminecraft.com

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The LQ-Enterprises Network

Creative, Factions, Survival, Towny

LQ-Enterprises is wonderful server! Come join now at mc.campcobble.co.uk! We have many fun worlds ready to be played and we are mainly a Survival Server, NOTE Camp Cobble IS STILL IN ALPHA! We are a very friendly server with a great community, we need players ASAP! Join now!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The lihp network

bedrock, Community, Custom MiniGames, Faction Survival, Vote Rewards

DvZ Server – Dwarves Vs Zombies

Play Minecraft as a monster! You will look like the monster and have it’s abilities.

SummaryThe PvP game mode DvZ involves two teams, the dwarves and the zombies. The dwarves must defend their three shrines and prevent the zombies from conquering them. When you die as a dwarf you play as one of 10+ monster classes. The game ends when the monsters conquer the final shrine or the last dwarf falls.

Dwarves Survival

Dwarves survival includes unique features and mechanics. In the world, you can explore and unlock spells that can be used to fight, move around, collect resources, and more. You and other players can also create Factions to team up, claim land, and fight other factions. As you explore the world, you’ll encounter stronger monsters that will give you more of a challenge, but for better rewards.

We host unique custom games made by us that you can’t play anywhere else!

Join our discord server to find out when games start! www.lihp.us/discord

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ores Mined:	5159

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Zombie Surge

Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! I’m sharing with you an awesome test server with a work-in-progress game in it called Zombie Surge! Play Solo or Co-Op and fight Waves of zombies and other uglies— with the help of a Shop, Store, Loot Drops, and more! Spectator Mode! VERSIONS: 1.16-1.16.4

Beware of the Surges and most importantly— the Boss! “Surge, or be Surged” – Zombie Surge

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlanB – Acid Island

Skyblock

Starting on a small Island approx 10 x 10, your mission is to build a thriving colony and rise through the ranks. Sound easy?.. The sea and rain is highly toxic and will kill you very quickly!

FEATURES * 500 x 500 Plots * Acid hurts, use armor or potions to protect yourself! Rain is acid too! * Acid hurts monsters, make different grinders or traps. * Acid cannot be used to make clean stone, but it can make cobblestone fine. * A sponge can be won from a challenge. Sponges soak up acid and make expanding the island easier * Island level ranking system – based on block values and blocks below sea-level have a higher value. * Visit other islands by boat. Boats are much more safe than normal – they do not break and exiting them does not dunk players in acid (most of the time). * Two Acid Island starter islands – Plains style and Desert style Dynmap * Buy and place spawners * Greenhouses

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Tanomitopia

Achievements, Auction, Authme, Balanced Economy, Bloodmoon, Casual, Chill, Craftbook, Custom Mobs, Enchantments

– 4 years in service.– Mode: survival.– No main world wipes!– Seasons!– Acivki Blaze&Caves– 8 combat classes for leveling up (/sk1lls)– Endless class upgrades!– Upgrading additional health lines (3 in total)– 200+ new enchantments.– Easy start/free. (kit start, blocks, food)– Daily auto rewards for logging in /daily and /streakrewards.– Vanilla with x3 monsters, new enhanced mobs and bosses.– Blood Moon in the Old World.– Furnaces can be enchanted– New artifact weapons with skills.– Armor and weapons can be sharpened, like in Lineage2 (RPG)– The breastplate can be combined with elytras!– Unique Mob Arenas.– Saving 1 line of inventory.– Animals can be caught in a chicken egg.– Emerald gives vanilla level when used.– New fishing with leveling up!– Mob spawners with upgrades!– Spawners can be collected with a 50% chance, you need the “silk touch” enchantment.– Upgrading tamed dogs, you can assemble a shaggy army!– Beekeeping is like mining, super profitable and cool!– The most interesting Skyblock with tasks and leveling up!– The Archer’s table collects accumulated experience in bottles.– Head hunting (/sellheads)– Private residences (/res), flags are available to players.– Kingdoms (/k), wars, alliances, clan bank, land seizure.– Five groups of privileges: VIP, Fly, Premium, Lord, Viscount.– There are no purchased admin panels.– Well-thought-out economy, auctions (/ah), open PvP, shops (/magazin).– If you wish, you can use Plasmo Voice Mod!– Constant updates, many different plugins!– Adequate and kind project team!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Steinercraft vanilla

Big Map, Business, city, Community, Sethome, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop! Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. This is a non-cheating anarchy server. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. You can also join with Bedrock Edition using the same address. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SalvosMC

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP

No game altering plugins, no restrictions, just head on combat, construction and defense. Not for the weak of heart.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Neanderthals – Primitive Experiment

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

This server offers you a unique game experience*, not seen yet in Minecraft (and other games?). Be like a Neanderthal. Free, no rules and limits coming with the higher intelligence of the more successful Sapiens brother. Want something? Take it! You’re Neanderthal, you can do anything.

In this world, the law of the strongest, the right to survive, regardless of a more reasonable solution or cooperation, rules. Without a common language, the chances of a successful community are zero. An element that ensures lasting peace in more advanced civilizations. How is Neanderthal going around without him?

Do you challenge anyone you see or wait with a little hope in a non-conflictual resolution to put you at risk? Do you steal and destroy all the valuable, or do you put your hand to the work and create a functioning company? Everything is in your hands.

You will find yourself on a server that does not limit any rules. Rules are made by each player himself. Impossibility to contact with other players allows unprecedented encounters with lots of interesting situations. However, on cheaters without a game goal we always shine :-).

Chance to contact is not so great for non-conflicting players, so the server is also suitable for them, but it does not provide the social background that is on our Chill server. Entry is free, without registration. Neanderthal is part of every game.

Neanderthals is suitable for anyone who wants to play “just so” and does not want to get involved too much in projects or socialization. Such a single-player experience with live NPCs! It’s up to you, whether you’re going to be hurt, build underground fortifications, or run into duels with other Neanderthals.

Still did not get you? We do not need to mention that the server has the same level of management and monitoring as our other servers, including 100% server stability, and we do not need to keep up with regular maintenance.

* The game experiment is inspired by an extinct branch of human, named “Homo Neanderthalensis”, without whose extinction and subsequent inspiration would not come (rest in fossil). They are not trying to simulate or faithfully represent their lives. At the end, has nothing to do with Neaderthals and only uses a generally valid presumption of their primitiveness and aggression.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Oneventure mc

Adventure, Bungeecord, Land Claim, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games

OneVenture Server is a hybrid server that combines InterLegacy Network and SundaeFundayMC. OneVenture is a server that prioritises community requirements while creating new servers. The OneVenture server was designed based on community recommendations, with each feature included in the server being a suggestion from the community.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Aloha World

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Aloha World Minecraft server Architecture/Parkour/Survival/Various Fun Games Waiting for you to discover Laugh and play with many players Join us!

Please apply for whitelist first: https://goo.gl/fZ7NuW

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Brutal Paradise

Economy, Survival

About Us

Survival Based Server

We focus on trying to make a tight knit community for all ages to enjoy! We are taking applications

We need Builders! You must email us screen shots to our business email!

Join our Discord chat

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Whitemt

Balanced Economy, Fake Minetopia, Minetopia

we are a server for java bedrock a minetopia if you want to join with bedrock then join the DC and I will help you with it for java you can join like this and if you are in the DC with the full experience hopefully we will see your

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

verux prison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Verux Prison This is OP PRISON 30% SUMMER SALE We Feature VoteParty Sweet Staff Custom Enchants Tokens Crates And More! 30% SUMMER SALE Come Check Out ! Website > VeruxPrison.enjin.com Store > VeruxPrison.minecraftmarket.com

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LanZalot

Survival, Vanilla

LanZalot Vanilla server. minecraft 1.13.1 Straightforward no bs minecraft survival, hosted near melbourne Free to join, visit facebook group to request whitelisting

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.