The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Yesdogs Crafty Craft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games

Come join our new Survival Network for lag-free survival, with no nerfing of vanilla gameplay, and over a 1 million block radius of claimable untouched 1.19 land. We offer an advanced economy, with custom features, on a custom multi-server survival cluster that offers a seamless survival universe for all players. We haven’t deleted a chunk since 2016 and don’t plan to!

• Full 1.19 survival experience • Lag-free survival with our custom scalable Survival Network • Global wallet across all networks • Land claiming • Universal homes, warps and teleportation • Access our Auction House from anywhere • Up to 16 chunk view distance • Nearly infinite land to claim

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

World Of Team

Economy, Factions, PvP

OFFICIAL OPENING OF WORLD-OF-TEAM. WORLD OF TEAM IS A FACTION SERVER, WITH AN ECONOMY, NEW GRADES, NEW ORDERS

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Fortress wars

Kit PvP, Potpvp, Teampvp

Fortress Wars is a team-based kit pvp minecraft server that has various gamemodes, 35+ kits, custom game mechanics, 1.8 style pvp, and other unique features!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

United Skyblock

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

“Skyblock like you have never seen before”

Well hello, thanks for thinking about joining United Skyblock, we are a skyblock server which has a very custom skyblock experience, here are a few examples:

If you hit an animal all the animals around you will attack back… If you place dirt over the void it just falls like sand! You will have to drink out of water bottles to fill your thirst! You need to get hired at /warp jobs to make money. You can buy items at /.warp shop. You can make greenhouses to grow things in. You can make your own shops! And there is many more!

If you ever need anything you can goto our website at http://unitedsb.ca, or our discord at http://discord.unitedsb.ca !

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

IDMC Network

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The official server of iDeactivateMC. Our server offers many unique servers like:

– Normal Survival – Survival Role Play – Creative – Creative Role Play – Factions – KitPvP – Hardcore Survival

We’re a YouTube and child-friendly network with active staff and an amazing community. Our servers are unique because we bring a brand new way of Survival and Creative… introducing role play! Come check us out today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Skymoney skyblock

Balanced Economy, Grinders, Skyblock

Join the server to start grinding your way to the top of the leaderboard! The aim of the server is to grow a friendly community of players who enjoy skyblock and want somewhere to hang out while grinding competitively away from all of the huge servers!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EndCraftSurvival

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP

Hello there I’m head-moderator iwildfrog here on this site to promote EndCraftSurvival. EndCraftSurvival is a peaceful factions server with a huge selection of biomes, this server is still fairly new so you will have tons of space to start your faction off with. We made our server Peaceful Factions because we aim for the newer players of Minecraft, the ones that have little pvp experience, our server disallows PVP (except for our pvp world) and Griefing/Raiding. Our server is new so we are looking for staff members, if you would like to become one, apply on our forum page in our website.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Ancient Worlds

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla

The Ancient World map dates back to the earliest days of Minecraft Survival, and is not going anywhere anytime soon. With a great community of players, we welcome others from anywhere in the world, so feel free to jump on and have a look around.

Visit our website for more useful resources and information. https://mctaw.net/

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Skyterra network

Creative, Practice, Survival

Network Hispanic Community 1.8 – 1.20 [ SURVIVAL / CREATIVO / KB / PRACTICE / SKYBLOCK ] Come in and have fun within our community.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Serveur des Geeks

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

The Geeks Server, also known by the acronym SDG, is a community server with exciting players and varied content.

Several worlds are available to players with the possibility of being immersed in a semi-RP world with a survival part, but also a freebuild and various mini-games to relax with friends.

Initially opened in 2013, the server closed its doors at the end of 2014, but plans to resume service! 😉

More information on the forum associated with the server: https://pbeu.eu/chat/t/sdg

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Resurrection of the Realm

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A close community making a comeback during these quarantined times. Vanilla with a twist, offering land claims, ranks, and more to come. Friendly players and friendly staff.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Demon lifesteal

Cracked, Survival

🔥 Unleash Chaos on “Demon LifeSteal”! 🔥

🗡️ Dive into the fiery realm of 1.9 PvP madness, where battles rage 24/7! 💀 Cracked or not, all warriors are welcome to join the demonic showdown. Customize your kit, conquer devilish arenas, and ascend the ranks to become the true demon lord of PvP!

🌟 Server Highlights:✨ 1.9 PvP perfection✨ 24/7 demonic presence✨ Crack the gates – all players welcome✨ Epic kits, fierce arena

🔗 IP: lifesteal.pcoketmc.net

🔥 Embrace the darkness, embrace victory! Join “Demon LifeSteal” now! ⚔️

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bits

PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to Bits, my name is Fredrik (FredTheLion) and I’m the owner of Bits. Bits is running on Spigot (performance benefits) with only one plugin, GriefPrevention, to avoid griefers. The server is located in France on a dedicated server to ensure zero lag and a great gaming experience for you.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

gPvP

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

————————————-gPvP——————————————- Features: Trade you can /trade with ppl to easily transfer your items safe.

Worlds/Plugins we will add – shop world is getting builded by dev. – pvp arena added. Things we fix: – Essentials perms. – Bugs / exploits – hit registry – potion registry – new kits – new ranks

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Saladite anarchy

2b2t, Anarchy, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, PvP

Ever play 2b2t and wonder, This is kind of boring and I wanna try a NEW type of Anarchy? No? well Here’s something new anyways! Introducing Saladite Anarchy. a Modless, Ruleless Wasteland with Bounties (in Diamonds) Custom Trades and MANY new Crafting Recipes. Discover the many Recipes in a 15millX15mill World While also enjoying the ability to use Silk Touch on Spawners, Custom Enchantments

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8572	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.