The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TrialNetwork

Survival

Cool survival server that has land claims and cool plugins that expand the epicness of your experience

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rahxgod lifesteal

Multiplayer Survival

Best Minecraft Lifesteal Server.Server IP – 𝗋𝖺𝗁𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅.𝖿𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗑.𝗀𝗀Discord – https://dsc.gg/rahxgodMore Updates coming soon.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3189	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TMM Gaming

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

TMM.GG is a casual PvPvE server which has features such as: A handmade custom world, Towny, Chest protection, McMMO, Jobs, Chest shops, Crates, RTP, Leaderboards, Rank up, Mob health bars, Discord chat, Better sleeping, Dynmap, Set home

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Urbani Slovar

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

New Minecraft servers with Factions, Survival and many plugins you can find here. We use grief prevention, essentials and we aim to become no 1. network.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Flokitopia

Welcome to Flokitopia, an exciting Minecraft server where you can dive into a world full of adventures! In Flokitopia, you can do many cool things like surviving, trading, making towns, and even using magic.

Imagine exploring a huge map where you can find hidden treasures and make your own special places. You can be an explorer or a builder – it’s up to you! In the center of everything is Flokitown, a busy place where you can hang out with other players. You can have your own floating island there and build your dream home. If you like selling stuff, there’s a shopping area where you can open your own shop and share things you’ve found on your adventures.

But that’s not all! In Flokitopia, magic is real. You can learn dark magic with special wands from the wand shop. These wands let you do amazing things like casting spells and making the world around you change in cool ways.

The best part of Flokitopia is being part of a big group. You can explore with friends, build things together, and make the world even more exciting. With the player warp, you can travel to different places and see what other players have made.

No matter what you’re into – building, trading, magic, or just having fun – Flokitopia has something for you. It’s a place where you can make your own story and have a great time. Welcome to Flokitopia, where the fun never ends!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Karismic Minecraft

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Towny

What is Karismic MC? Karismic MC is an aspiring minecraft network with a dedicated staff and development team. The server officially opened in March of 2018 featuring one gamemode, Factions. A little over half a year later, we have significantly grown our community and have turned it into a network by introducing Skyblock. There are plenty of servers out there, and plenty of networks. You might be asking, why would I want to play Karismic? We have a dedicated staff and development team constantly working to improve the players experience and trying to grow our well knitted community. From Skyblock to Factions we offer multiple custom features that have been worked on constantly over the past year and have been almost perfected thanks to our staff team and our dedicated playerbase. You could sit here read about all our features and what have to offer, but the best way to find out is to join experience it all for yourself! Server IP – play.karismicmc.comDiscord – https://discord.gg/U4yxVzWWebsite – https://karismicmc.com/Twitter – https://twitter.com/KarismicMc

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The High Noon Network

Pixelmon

[TheHighNoon Network] This server is running Pixelmon mod for now but PVP, survival, etc will be coming later on. Needed mods: -Pixelmon We just started so that means we are fresh to the server and we would like you to start the journey with us as the server keeps progressing and becoming better. And we would like to have a nice and friendly community where people can come and have fun and feel welcomed and make a hella of a good time on the server while it gets better and better. Features Gyms, Crates, Shops, Ranks and more coming soon Hope to see you : Note: This server is running Pixelmon mod for now but PVP, Survival and etc will be coming later on.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Heart mc

HeartMC is a quality public lifesteal SMP server that is available for both Java & Bedrock. It is a one of a kind gamemode that allows users to steal hearts from one another, once you hit 0 hearts, you will be banned from the server for a set period of time.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Towns Built:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Toxic Unity Pixelmon

KitPvP, Pixelmon, Survival

Who Are We

Toxic Unity is an non-exclusive community group, which was established 15/8/2015. Toxic Unity has many methods for our community to get involved and communicate. Discord: Website: Toxic Unity likes to thank group members by doing giveaways on Discord, Steam and or on Twitch live.

Our Goal

We are aiming to create a large open community group where players around the world can connect with each other and share same interests.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	188
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Chemical Workshop

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival

I call it Spicy Survival, harder mobs, more features 🙂 We also have a “Road of Inspiration” fly around and get ideas for your new builds ! We also offer creative (simple request is enough) with full world edit, voxelsniper and all goodies You hate us? send us an email we’ll send your builds from creative or survival via email as world/schematic, you made them, you own them even if you are banned ! You can also transfer builds from survival to creative 🙂 and we have TNT world (simple request is enough) ( to just blow up, i know you like it 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pirateport

Balanced Economy, Custom Enchants, Skyblock

Server IP: play.pirateport.rg

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	131565	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2241

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Lost Sanctum

MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to The Lost Sanctum! The Lost Sanctum is a community based Towny survival server with a twist. The server is based around our jobs system and custom ranks, where ranking up gives rewards!

Our plugins include; -Mcmmo -Mythic Drops -Mythic Mobs -Brewery and many more…

We have a dedicated staff team and in-house developers to help ensure your experience is as enjoyable and pleasant as possible. We love your feedback!

Hope to see you there~

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

admidaserver

Survival

The trial server opened on 01/09/2019. If you find any bugs or fix anything, you can report them to Email: [email protected]

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Xrgbcraft

Bed wars, Dungeons, Economy, Land Claim, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

XRGBCRAFTᵀᴹ is a unique play-to-win Minecraft Survival server that rewards players for their skills and hard work, not how much they’re willing to spend. It has a dedicated team to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment and features PvP, events, cosmetics, an economy system, and more. The server also offers regular updates and uses community feedback to provide a more engaging gameplay experience. Begin your adventure on this SMP server today by joining XRGBCRAFTᵀᴹ right now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MelonMC

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Melon Network [1.7-1.20]

MelonMC is a 1.7 – 1.20.1 minecraft server with a unique take on KitPvP. The server has a selection of unique kits and abilities. Kill others and climb to the top of the Leaderboards. Come join!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.